Care for some Hors D’Oeuvres? Finger Food? They’ll go great with these Darling Dangling Earrings… You can almost hear the Stomachs Turn! :) Awesome Detail… LOOK AT THOSE NAILS! Cool Stuff!

Guess What? Duck Butt! Err… Somehow that’s not as quite as funny as Chicken Butt… But this Ring is! For it’s the Rear of a Duck, Tails, Ass up, Cute little Orange Feet… Sticking it’s Hiney out of a…

Talk about JAWS of Steel… This Bracelet is COOL! Actually made out of 18k White Gold, it’s studded with Diamonds and BLINGING like Crazy! Cool Shark Jaw with tons and tons of TEETH! CHOMP!

I am a BIG FAN of Ouija Boards… I’d LOVE to find a Real Antique Board, like you see in the Movies. Instead, all you find are Cardboard Versions that Glow in the Dark! HA! Not the same thing……

Yep, you’re a Ranch Lover if you wear a Ranch Dressing Necklace. Looking just like a Miniature Bottle of Hidden Valley’s Ranch Dressing, this Colorful, Creamy Bottle is made from Polymer Clay, and strung from a 18″ Bead Necklace….

If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…