Life Totems Custom Narrative Necklace Pendants
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Freddy Krueger Necklace
Growing up, the Nightmare on Elm Street was one of my Favorite Horror Movies. In the Beginning, when Freddy was Standing in the Street with 20′ arms… That was INSANE! This Pendant brings it all back to life! Muah…
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Mosquito Repellent Bracelet
If you’re going out, you might as well go in Style, and be Smart at the same time. Because Mosquitoes this years are a BEAR! They are everywhere! I got Swarmed at the Door, Dive Bombed and I ran…
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Clear Cremation Urn Pendant
What can you do with Granny’s Ashes? Lots of things: Scatter Her, Bury Her, Drop Her from a Plane, Plant Her with a Tree, Put Her in a Helium Balloon, Stuff Her in a Teddy Bear, Dump Her in…
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The Hulk Angry Green Cufflinks
“With my Bare Hands, I shall RIP your French Sleeves apart…” RAWRRRRR! These Iconic Angry Green Cufflinks are COOL! Fierce HULK Cufflinks, featuring the Jolly Green Giant with Torn Pants and Bulging Green Muscles, are Stainless Steel Cufflinks that…
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Octopus Nipple Shield
“How do you make an Octopus Laugh?” “With Ten-Tickles!” HA HA! I know you Laughed! And Smiles or Sneers is what you’d get with this Very Interesting and Crazy Nipple Shield! It’s Octopus Tentacles that Wrap around your Nipple…
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‘I Love You Mom’ Earrings
These Earrings are Perfect for Mom on Mother’s Day. Fun Earrings that Dangle and Drop and Look just like Greeting Cards. How FUN! Featuring Two Handmade Earrings, a Mother’s Day Card with a Mama Elephant on the front and…












