“So how’s Sarah?” My Friend Asked, “Bet She’s more Excited than you for the Wedding!” “She’s like a Headless Chicken.” I Replied. “Oh I Bet, Running around Trying to get Everything Sorted for the Big Day, is She?” “No……

“Oh, I LOVE your Earrings, they’re so CUTE… What do they say?” I Heart Dingleberries? WHAAAAAA??? Now that’s COOL! That’s FUNNY! That’s a Dingleberry Dangling from each of your Ear Lobes! Ya know?

Oh my Worst Nightmare… Waking up with a Bug, Beetle, Spider in my EAR… ICK! Gives me Chills just thinking about it… And for most people, Bugs do that. They Run, Scream, Holler, Dance about… So putting some Real…

HA HA HA HA HA HA! I Can’t Stop Laughing! I Want to Buy these just to see what People’s Reactions are! HA! Hilarious! These Curly Piles of Poo are Swirled up like an Ice-Cream Cone and Dabbed with…

“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)

These are some of the Coolest Earrings EVER! Fun Earrings that look like Moths. Gothic, Steampunk, Artistic, Awesome! Featuring Nickel Zipper Pulls (that Form the Body for these Creatures), Oxidized Brass Filigree (Serves as the Moth’s Wings), and Black…