Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace
Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace that’s 1″ in Size, Set under a Glass Cabochon Dome, Sealed in Antiqued Silver, and hanging from a 24″ Loop Chain with Lobster Claw Clasp. The only thing you need this Holiday: More Fruitcake!
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Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace Christmas Pendant
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Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….
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Darth Vader 3-D Ring
I can almost hear “The Imperial March” now… “Dun Dun Dun DU-DU-DUN DU-DU-DUN!” I know you can hear it too! Wear this Ring and you’ll be Saying Stuff like “Don’t Fail me again, Admiral!” “He will Join us or…
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Turkey Track Ring
What does the Turkey Say? It’s almost Turkey Time (Buy HAM) HA! But with this Turkey Ring… It’s TURKEY EVERY DAY! A Very Cool Titanium Ring (Durable as hell), that Features Cute little Turkey Feet Tracks all the way…
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Pendant With Teeth
WOW! This is probably one of the Creepiest and COOLEST Pendants I have ever seen. So Dark! So Gothic! SO AWESOME! A Pendant with Teeth… Big Scary Teeth! Crazy Pendant that will have people Chomping at the Bit. :)
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Hieroglyph Translator Ring
I am a Big Fan of Egypt and Pyramids! I LOVE the Mummy’s, Giza, the Jewelry, Cats, and Hieroglyphs… It’s all so Ancient and COOL! And NOW, you can learn a lot more… With this really Cool Hieroglyph Translator…
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Mickey Mouse Charm Bead Bracelet
M-I-C-K-E-Y B-L-O-B-S… HA! I Laughed when I saw these Beads. It’s a Charm Bracelet that’s SUPPOSED to be Mickey Mouse… Nu-Uh! Look at it. It’s more like Mickey on Drugs. A White Smudge with Black Dots and a Goofy…
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