Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace
Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace that’s 1″ in Size, Set under a Glass Cabochon Dome, Sealed in Antiqued Silver, and hanging from a 24″ Loop Chain with Lobster Claw Clasp. The only thing you need this Holiday: More Fruitcake!
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Nuttier Than A Fruitcake Necklace Christmas Pendant
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Toilet Seat Earrings
Oh, the last time you had your Head so close to a Toilet Seat, was College Exams and that Bottle of Vodka… Just saying. And now, you can be close to the Throne everyday. For these Incredibly Fun Stud…
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Flesh Horror Movie Bracelet
Crazy… This Bracelet reminds me of Leatherface, Jeepers Creepers, all those Horror Movies where they take people’s Skin and Faces and Sew them into Masks… YIKES! Cool, Scary, and Perfect for your Arm! This Bracelet is Handmade to Order,…
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Pig Face and Butt Earrings
“What do you call a Pig Thief?” “A Hamburglar!” “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “What do you call a Pig that Drives Recklessly?” “A Road Hog!” Had enough? Then let’s Talk about…
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T-Rex Dinosaur Pendant
“RAWRRRRR!” It’s the T-Rex Skeleton Pendant that’s just BAD ASS COOL! Tyrannosaurus-Rex is one of the Largest Dinosaurs that ever Lived. T-Rex was a Fierce Carnivore and Scientists Believe that this Powerful Predator could Eat up to 500 Pounds…
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…
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