Mermaid Scale Tail Belly Button Navel Ring
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Dead Fly Charm Necklace
NICE! Looks like someone took 10 Flyswatters and went to Crazy on your Neck. SMUSH! SPLAT! FLAT! It’s a Necklace unlike anything you’ve ever seen (unless you’re a Venus Fly Trap). A Dead Fly Necklace Featuring 10 Dead Flies…
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Vampire Fangs Fake Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…
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Dabbing Shiba Inu Necklace
The Shiba Inu is the Smallest of the Six Spitz Breeds of Dog from Japan… And the Dab, Dabbing, is a Simple Dance Move in which a Person (or a Dog) Drops its Head into the Bent Crook of…
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Yellowjacket Wasp Ear Plugs
This are WICKED COOL! Creepy, Cringe Worthy Ear Plugs that will make everyone say “SICK!” For they’re Yellow Jacket Wasp Ear Plugs with Real Wasps inside. These Delightful Wasps (found Dead Naturally) are Encased in 18mm, 11/16″, Double Flared…
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Piano Keys Ring
B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar… The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors”… oh the Groans… But no groans with this Ring. It’s a Stainless Steel Ring with Piano Keys all…












