Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……

“Why do Bananas wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel!” “What is the Easiest Way to make a Banana Split?” “Cut it in Half!” And just like this Funny Food Ring, these Bananas are Sliced, Spread, and Filled with YUMMY…

“OMG!!!” That’s probably the Reaction you’ll get when you Wear this Necklace… Unless you work in the Morgue! :) Post-Mortem Examination can now be done Close-Up and on your NECK! SWEEEEEET!

Sweettttt! The T-Rex is the Dinosaur of Dinosaurs. The Tyrannosaurus, a Genus of Coelurosaurian Theropod Dinosaur, is one of the most Well-Represented of the Large Theropods. It’s Fierce, Wicked, Evil, and HUNGRY! And it looks Definitely Cool in your…

I really LOVE the Design of these Tribal Nipple Shield Rings. They look like Ninja Stars with Dagger Blades Swirling around the center… But the Really-Really Cool thing… They’re NON-PIERCING! NO PAIN! WOW!

Put a Mustache (or as their title says: Cute Retro Nifty Chaplin Moustache) on your ears and wear them proud. For two bucks, that’s probably the cheapest cosplay you’ll find! :)