Creepy Real Dead Spider Ear Gauge Plugs
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Rock Candy Earrings
Rock Candy is a Type of Confectionery Mineral Composed of Large Sugar Crystals. The Candy is Formed by allowing a Supersaturated Solution of Sugar and Water to Crystallize on a String or a Stick. Heating allows the Sugar to…
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French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So…
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Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…
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Bubblegum Stud Earrings
Talk about Clever and COOL! It’s Bubblegum Earrings that are so Real, so Yummy, so, so PINK! One Earring looks like a Bubblegum straight out of the Bubblegum Machine. The other Stud looks like a Chewed Piece of Gum…
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Red Balloon IT Clown Earrings
Okay, I saw the IT Movie… It was Creepy. That Clown… Those Balloons… YIKES! And so, to Celebrate Clown Season (err, I mean Halloween), how about some Scary Clown Earrings Featuring Those Bright Red, Bloody Balloons Reading “We All…
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Spiked Cufflinks
Usually the only thing Spiked during the Holidays is the Eggnog… But now, your Cufflinks can be Spiked too. Cool, Bad Ass Cufflinks with a Flair for the Point. Whether it be Fighting, Tenderizing your Meat, making Poke marks…











