Oh to have a Boot to the Head… Better than a Bat, eh? Well these Fun and Colorful Witch Boot Earrings and just the thing you need this Halloween… With Adorable Stars and Stripes, this Purple, Orange and Black…

What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!… Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate… Knock knock – Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? HA……

Oh Man… That’s the Last thing that the Crazy Cat Lady Needs… A Spinner Ring! HA! Cute Little Feline Cat Faces that Rotate around making all that Rubbing Friction Noise… It’s Sure to Drive the Cats in a Tizzy….

“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…

YUMMMMM! These Cheeseburgers look so Real, so Juicy, so Mouth-Drooling… But don’t Eat them. For they’re made out of Polymer Clay and they wouldn’t Taste so Hot… Fun Foodie Cufflinks that are backed with Swivel-Backs, and Handmade with LOVE……

LMAO! Really! These Earrings CRACK me up! They are Cat Butt Earrings with something Special Dangling from them… Blinging Butt Holes! HA HA HA! Seriously! The Cat Butt Center is PINK (aren’t they all?), with a Gemstone inserted that…