Dangle Leg Lamp Earrings
“It’s a Major Award!” “It’s a Lamp!” “What a Great Lamp!” “It’s Indescribably Beautiful!” “The Soft Glow of Electric Sex Gleaming in the Window!” “It reminds me of the Fourth of July!”… It’s A Christmas Story; My Favorite Christmas Movie (get it HERE), and that Leg Lamp… CLASSIC! So turn this Holiday Classic into some Festive Holiday Cheer. Grab these Awesome Handmade Leg Lamp Dangle Earrings (both Separately Sway) to make this Christmas Full of Legs and Laughter.
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Christmas Story Dangle Leg Lamp Earrings
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Romanticide Razor Ring
You know what’s Better than a Razor? A Bloody one! :) Make ART on your Finger with this Dark and Gruesome Razor Ring. It won’t Hurt. It won’t Leave Marks, but this Ring will Certainly leave an Impression on…
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Superhero Wrist Watch
“BOOM!” “BLAM!” “POW!” “CLANK!” “KRAK!” “ZAP!” That’s the Superhero that I’m talking about… The Retro Comic-Book Superheroes with the Exclamation Punches and Fights! Cool Cool Stuff! “WHAM!” It makes the NERD in me Melt! :)
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Home of the Brave Ring
“O’er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave!” The Star Spangled Banner is a Song we all Know and Love. So Cover your Heart because we’re about to get all Patriotic on you. Featuring a…
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…
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Front-Back Ruby Cat Earrings
“Here Kitty-Kitty!” It’s the Cutest Cat Earrings EVER… For the Cat’s Head comes off! Literally! These Earrings are Front-To-Back Earrings where the Cat’s Head Separates and goes through your Ear just like a Diamond Stud. Then the Cat’s Body…
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Shake N Bake Earrings
Shake ‘n Bake, is manufactured by Kraft Foods. It’s a Flavored Bread Crumb-Style Coating for Chicken and Pork. The Product is Applied by placing Raw Meats in a Bag containing the Coating, closing the Bag, and Shaking it so…
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