“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…

Well, this Brooch will Solve one problem of mine… Where to put the Booger! Plus, the Finger’s already Bloody, so it’ll fit right in… My Nostril! It’s a Plastic Bloody Finger Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Finger,…

The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…

Grisly Ghouls from every Tomb are closing in to Seal your Doom!… SWEET! Check out these ULTRA-COOL Earrings that contain actual GRAVEYARD DIRT! It sends Shivers down my Spine! GOOSE BUMPS! Or as Jennifer Lopez says “Goosies!”

WOW! I Really LOVE this Bracelet. It’s a Men’s Stylish Bracelet with 5 Beads that Read: “Veni, Vidi, Vici”, which is a Latin Phrase meaning “I Came; I Saw; I Conquered”. Impressive Bracelet with a Great Design that’s just…

Get your Belly Button Pierced with a Pitchfork… Because it’s Beelzebub and he’s looking for a Home. Ideal for Halloween, this Devil, Satan, Crazy Red Demon Navel Ring is Dripping Blood and looking Devilish. With Pointed Horns, Elongated Ears,…