Green Alien Earrings
“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!” Okay… onto these Alien Earrings…
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Green Alien Stud Earrings
"What did the Alien say to the Garden?" "Take me to your Weeder!" Oh Groan... But I'm sure with these Alien Earrings you'll hear more. :) These Stud Earrings are handmade out of Polymer Clay. Featuring an Alien Head with BIG BLACK EYES, these ET's will look Great in your Ears... Especially when you Stick the Posts in and start Probing... HA! Buy a Pair Today! :)
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Leather Face Cat Pin
OMG! OMG! OMG! This Cat Brooch Pin is INSANE! That’s why I LOVE it! It’s a Cute Cat sitting on a Chainsaw and wearing the Leather Face from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre! HA! CRAZY COOL CREEPY CAT!
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Star Trek Cat Pins
Boldly Go Where no Pin has Gone Before… An Amazing New Universe where Kirk and Spock are CATS! Star Trek Fans will love Wearing these Pins, for it’s a Unique New Twist on the Classic Series. Created by Jenny…
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Punk Stack Knuckle Rings
These Ultra Cool Gold Toned Alloy Rings are Hip and Punk! It’s a Wider Band, and then 3 smaller Bands, all fused together so they wrap down your finger. Comes in a set of 7 or 9! Wear them…
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Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I…
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Angry Birds Charm Bracelet
I have this one Friend who Plays Angry Birds NON-STOP! Angry Birds is a Video Game Franchise Inspired Primarily by a Sketch of Stylized Wingless Birds. It Became Successful because it was Addictive, Comical, and FUN! Just like this…
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