Green Alien Earrings
“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!” Okay… onto these Alien Earrings…
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Green Alien Stud Earrings
"What did the Alien say to the Garden?" "Take me to your Weeder!" Oh Groan... But I'm sure with these Alien Earrings you'll hear more. :) These Stud Earrings are handmade out of Polymer Clay. Featuring an Alien Head with BIG BLACK EYES, these ET's will look Great in your Ears... Especially when you Stick the Posts in and start Probing... HA! Buy a Pair Today! :)
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Scorpion Two Finger Ring
STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening…
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Headless Boy Necklace
“So how’s Sarah?” My Friend Asked, “Bet She’s more Excited than you for the Wedding!” “She’s like a Headless Chicken.” I Replied. “Oh I Bet, Running around Trying to get Everything Sorted for the Big Day, is She?” “No……
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Blossoming Rose Nipple Shield
LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….
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Bunnies Do It Better Ear Plugs
“How is a Rabbit like a Cornstalk?” “They both have Big Ears!” “How are Bunnies like Calculators?” “Because they can Multiply Fast!” HA! Just like a 7-11, you’re IN, you’re OUT! And there’s one thing we know for sure,…
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UFO Helicopter Hieroglyph Pendant
Nothing Amazes me more than this Artifact from Egypt. If you don’t know about it, you should. It’s Mind-Boggling! It’s a Abydos-Hieroglyph found in Ancient Egypt (A Carving from the Temple of Seti Dated around 200 BC), that Depicts…
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Han Solo Carbonite Cufflinks
These Star Wars Cufflinks (from Return of the Jedi – 1983) are Creepy Cool. With the Image of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Sealed in Carbonite for Delivery to Jabba the Hutt, these will Make everyone Geeky Excited. Especially with…
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