Green Alien Earrings
“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!” Okay… onto these Alien Earrings…
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Green Alien Stud Earrings
"What did the Alien say to the Garden?" "Take me to your Weeder!" Oh Groan... But I'm sure with these Alien Earrings you'll hear more. :) These Stud Earrings are handmade out of Polymer Clay. Featuring an Alien Head with BIG BLACK EYES, these ET's will look Great in your Ears... Especially when you Stick the Posts in and start Probing... HA! Buy a Pair Today! :)
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Eyeball Jam Toast Ring
Green Eggs and Ham? No… Green Jam and Eyeballs! YUM! This Creepy Fun and Crazy Halloween Ring is EYE-POPPING GOOD! Featuring a Realistic Miniature Piece of Toast, Smothered in Green Jam, and Dabbed with Eyeballs… Makes you want to…
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Mouse and Cheese Earrings
“Why do Mice need Oiling?” “Because they Squeak!” “What goes Eek, Eek, Bang?” “A Mouse in a Minefield!” “What Mouse was a Roman Emperor?” “Julius Cheeser!” “What goes Dot, Dot, Dash, Squeak?” “Mouse Code!” Okay, are you Smiling yet?…
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Psycho Chef Knife Necklace
This Necklace is certainly made with Gordon Ramsay in mind. It’s a Psycho Chef Knife Necklace that is ready to CHOP CHOP CHOP! It’s Cool, Scary, and whatever you do DON’T ROLL OVER IN YOUR SLEEP!
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Dog Poop Bag Cufflinks
HA! Doggie-See, Doggie-Do-Do! It’s some Hilarious Wooden Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile. Featuring Wood Discs, 14mm x 14mm. 3mm Thickness, made of Cherry Wood, Engraved with a Lovely Image of a Dog Squatting to Poo… But of course,…
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Klingon Translator Ring
Now you can Write and Translate in Klingonese… Or Klingon for the rest of us. Imagine having a Cool Conversation with the Neighborhood Klingon and whipping out this Ring to Decode it all… GEEK!
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Lock Pick Earrings
What a Cool Pair of Dangly Earrings… Lock Picks! Handmade using Stainless Steel, and Silver Plated Fastenings, these Earrings will gain lots of attention… Perfect for Quick Escapes, Late Nights, and Lost Keys. :)
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