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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him…
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Dumbbell Barbell Belly Ring
Do You Even Lift Bro? With this Dumbbell Belly Button Ring you will… This Stainless Steel Navel Ring is Perfect for the Fit, Buff, Gym Rat. Curved for Comfort, it looks just like a Real Barbell with a Threaded…
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Garfield Vitruvian Watch
The Vitruvian Man is a Drawing by Leonardo Da Vinci which originally was Pen and Ink on Paper, and Depicts a Man in Two Superimposed Positions with his Arms and Legs Apart and Inscribed in a Circle and Square…
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Penguins Brooch
TOO TOO CUTE! Check out this Adorable Holiday Brooch featuring TWIN Penguins! Makes you want to pinch their Cheeks! Brooch in encrusted with Clear Crystals to give your Season some added BLING!
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Funyuns Earrings
These Onion-Flavored Corn Snacks are So Damn Good! I Can’t Stop Eating them! And if you Wear these Cute Dangly Funyun Earrings, I just might Eat your Ear Lobes! Not Kidding! You’ve been Warned!












