Corny Earrings
Resin simulation food earrings that look like corn on the cob. Yellow, buttery, cut in sections, It even has a stalk… How quaint. Buy some ears today! So then, why were the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care. HA! What did the corn say when he received a compliment? Aw, shucks! What did baby corn say to mom corn Where’s pop corn? Why was the kernel comedian booed off the stage? All of his jokes were corny. Groan!
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Corn on the Cob Dangle Earrings
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Skull BOO Necklace
I am in LOVE with this BOO Necklace… It’s so Darling and Clever. A Cute Skull Necklace, reading BOO, with SKULLS! Very Unique and Perfect for the Halloween Spooks. You can purchase this Necklace out of Gold, or Silver…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Black Sheep Resin Ring
“Baaaaaaaaaaaa-D” is what this Black Sheep Says! All Families have one, I should know. I AM the Black Sheep of my Family! HA! But hey, no use Fighting it, just Run with it. On 4 legs that is. Because…
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Devil Prison Leather Bracelet
This is one Bad Ass Bracelet… So Cool. So Creepy. So Devilishly Good… It’s a Black Leather Bracelet, full of Studs and Chains, and the front featuring a Demonic Demon Devil, breaking out of a Jail Cell… Ripping the…
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Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This…
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Princess Crown Ring
Wow, this Ring looks just like the Crown Jewels on Queen Elizabeth’s head… Royal, Twinkling, full of Elegance and Bling… But it’s a Sterling Silver Ring, and it’s IDEAL for the Princess or Queen in your life. Yellow &…
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