Corny Earrings
Resin simulation food earrings that look like corn on the cob. Yellow, buttery, cut in sections, It even has a stalk… How quaint. Buy some ears today! So then, why were the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care. HA! What did the corn say when he received a compliment? Aw, shucks! What did baby corn say to mom corn Where’s pop corn? Why was the kernel comedian booed off the stage? All of his jokes were corny. Groan!
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Corn on the Cob Dangle Earrings
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Bloody Scissor Earrings
Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!
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Baby On Board Belly Ring
There’s Nothing more Romantic than a Pregnant Woman with Piercings. Right? Well, Girls gotta look Good is what I say, so why not Keep your Piercing in and Display what’s on Board… A Baby!
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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Glow-In-The-Dark BAM Plugs
I LOVE these Ear Stretching Plugs… They have a Comic Book BAM written on the face, and what’s so COOOOOOL about these is the fact that they Glow-In-The-Dark! KICK BUTT!
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Gun Control Earrings
A lot can be said with these Cool Dangle Drop Earrings… Gun Control. Whether you want to just Limit them, or Abolish them, these Earrings make a Bold Statement on where you stand. Featuring 1.5″ Round White Discs with…
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One Inch Ruler Pendant
The Things I Could Measure with a 1″ Ruler… A Quarter, A Pull Tab on a Soda Can, A Mini Cocktail Sausage, An Inch Worm, and… Well… That Thing! HA! One Inches can come in Handy… Really! Made out…
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