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Poppy Seed Bagel Ear Plugs
I am a Big Fan of Bagels. I Love em! Cinnamon Raisin, Egg, French Toast, Garlic, Onion, Sesame, Banana Nut, Cranberry, Chocolate Chip, Blueberry, Grain, Sourdough, and yes, Poppy Seed Bagels! And so, to show my Love of Bagels,…
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Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for…
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Skull Rose Brooch
Such a Beautiful Brooch! Brings Tears to my Eyes. A Plastic Black Rose with a Plastic Green Skull… So Dreamy! Tell your Dear that you really LOVE her, and stick this Creepy Pin on her Coat! Ah, true ROMANCE!
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Starbucks Coffee Bracelet
We all have that one friend who lives at Starbucks! They’re there EVERY DAY Drinking the Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha… And why not? IT’S DELICIOUS! So get that Crazy Starbucks Lady a Bracelet AND a Drink! She’ll LOVE it!…
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Tribal Spider Nipple Shield
I LOVE Waking up in the Middle of the Night to find Spiders on my Chest… Such FUN! And for those that wear this Shield, Squeamish BEWARE! It’s a Fright Sight you may NEVER FORGET! “SPIDER!!!!!”
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Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING…