SICK! This really makes my Heart Beat… For it’s an Anatomical Heart, Red, Detailed, Realistic Looking, with a Pair of Deadly Scissors Stabbed into it. AWESOME! Wicked, Gnarly, Certainly an Eye-Opener! And with Valentines coming, there’s no Better way…

I Want My Cake!!!! Who doesn’t Love Cake, right? And there’s no better Cake at Halloween time, than an Orange and Black Cake… And you know, that Black Frosting is gonna stain your lips and mouth, but you still…

Real Nice… I’ve heard of the Old Irish Claddagh Ring Saying “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!”, but I didn’t think it was Literal! :) With these Tunnel Ear Plugs, it is. Bloody Hands…

I LOVE all things Star Wars! And this Watch is AWESOME! Sharp Black and White, like a Real Stormtrooper, this Watch is BOLD and BEAUTIFUL! You’ll be walking around all Day saying… “It’s Solo, and he’s Shooting First! That’s…

When I see this Necklace, all I can think about is Kim Kardashian’s DOUBLE WIDE Ass! HA! This Too-Much-Butt Necklace is right up her Alley… A Pendant with TWO Butts… Because Two Butts is Better than ONE! :)

Everything about this Necklace I like. The Simplistic Aluminum 1″ Metal Disc, the hand stamped Lowercase Letters, the Alignment of them, Askew and Off Kilter… The Words “Grr Argh” like some Crazy Hungry Zombie on the Run… It’s Cool,…