Stop Fasten Your Seat Belt Sign Belly Ring
This very COOL Belly Ring has Humor and Sexiness all rolled into one. The Red and White Acrylic Road Sign will catch everyone's attention. The 14 Gauge Barbell is 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball on top. Wear this with a Smile, and Start your Engines! :)
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Laceration Bracelet
You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…
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The Decider Watch
Should I go to the Dentist? NO! Should I Eat that Extra Piece of Cake? YES! Should I Call my Mom? NO! Should I Watch Another Episode of The Walking Dead? YES! HA… This Watch takes all the Trouble…
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Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with…
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Devil’s Food Cake Brooch
This Piece of Cake looks Devilishly Good! It’s a Realistic Looking Food Brooch that Resembles Real Devil’s Food Cake! With Funny Bug Eyes, Red Horns and a Tail, this Pin will look Awesome and Yummy on your Hat, Coat,…
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…
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Vegetable Charm Bracelet
“You can’t leave the table until you eat all your Vegetables!” That was then… NOW I not only EAT them, I WEAR them (See all the stains on my shirt?)! So this Bracelet of Veggies will fit right in…











