F@#K The Time Watch
What TIME is it? Who gives an F! Especially when you’re wearing this F@#K The Time Watch! Let everyone know how you really feel. :)
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The Watch that doesn't give a F@#K!
The F Time Watch is perfect for anyone who has a beef with time. This Funky Watch stands out, and has a Comfortable Flexible Band. The Japanese Quartz Movement comes with a 5 Year Limited Lifetime Warranty. The only thing that would make it better? To be F@#KING in stock! :)
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Cat Butt Bling Earrings
LMAO! Really! These Earrings CRACK me up! They are Cat Butt Earrings with something Special Dangling from them… Blinging Butt Holes! HA HA HA! Seriously! The Cat Butt Center is PINK (aren’t they all?), with a Gemstone inserted that…
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Black Sheep Resin Ring
“Baaaaaaaaaaaa-D” is what this Black Sheep Says! All Families have one, I should know. I AM the Black Sheep of my Family! HA! But hey, no use Fighting it, just Run with it. On 4 legs that is. Because…
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C3PO 2 Finger Ring
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! This 2 Finger C3PO Ring is Perfectly Stunning and Geeky COOL! It’s C3PO with Movable Arms! SWEET! Are you as Excited as me? It’s so Bright and Shiny and Humanoidy even Chewbacca is yelling “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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Jingle Bell Christmas Beard Baubles
LMAO!!!! Ho Ho Ho. It’s Jingle Bells for your Beard. Talk about a Hoot. Fun, Colorful Bells that actually Jingle. Jingle as you Walk. Fun Stuff that will Liven up any Room and any Mood. Just Clip these through…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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