The Watch that doesn't give a F@#K!
The F Time Watch is perfect for anyone who has a beef with time. This Funky Watch stands out, and has a Comfortable Flexible Band. The Japanese Quartz Movement comes with a 5 Year Limited Lifetime Warranty. The only thing that would make it better? To be F@#KING in stock! :)
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AT-AT Walker Cufflinks
Pew-Pew… That’s the Sound an AT-AT Walker makes as the Laser Cannon blows up your Shirt Sleeves… Cool Cool Cool! The AT-AT Walkers are a Favorite for all Star Wars Fans with their Jerky, Stop-Motion Animation. It’s just plain…
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Human Hair Cuff Bracelet
Oh Beautiful… You know when you pull that Wad of Soggy Clumped Hair out of your Shower Drain (and you want to Vomit?) Well no more, because NOW you can Slap that Hair ON YOUR ARM! With a Wide…
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Happy Bunny Belly Rings
Happy Bunny is always the Perfect Rabbit for Wisdom. With Sayings like: “Hi, Loser!” “You’re Ugly and that’s Sad!” “You Smell like Butt!” “Hi Dorkwad!” “You Go Girl, and Don’t Come Back!” “Let’s Focus on Me!” “It Worries me…
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Lucky Charms Cereal Cufflinks
To this day, I could still eat a Whole Box of Lucky Charms Cereal in one sitting. It’s those Marshmallows, for Real (You can Buy a Whole Bag of nothing but Marshmallows) So these Fun, Miniature Cereal Cufflinks are…
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Copper Enamel Cat Brooch
HA HA HA! OMG! This Cat Brooch is Artsy, Cute, and very FUNNY! Looks like he’s had a bit too much Cat Nip! HA! Hand Painted Copper Brooch in the Shape of a Cat Head that will get many,…
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Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)