WOW OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW!
These Dolls are so Creepy they are COOL! Just look at the way the one Baby's Head is Bondaged Up with the Eyes Showing.... Demented! Insane Earrings from a Wonderful Artist named none other than: Frankiesteinz! Awesome! Cool Dangles that will make everyone GASP, look at you Weird, and cause you to LAUGH! Too Fun! Too COOL! Buy some Dire Babies Today! :)
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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Pendant
Han Solo has hit the Theaters… And Star Wars Fans are losing it… I mean, we get to see the Millennium Falcon when it was NEW! So COOL! The Same with Chewy, he’s only 900 years old versus 100,000,…
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I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious…
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Lost In Space Cufflinks
“Warning! Warning!”, “That Does Not Compute!”, “Danger, Will Robinson!”, “Never Fear, Smith is Here!” HA… You may or may not remember those Classic Lines from the “Lost In Space” TV Series that aired 1965-68, where the Robinson Family was…
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Waffle and Syrup Ring
If I owned this Ring, my Stomach would be Growling all day, because this Food Ring LOOKS REAL! Small, Miniature Waffles, Drenched with Syrup and Butter… YUM! I can almost Smell them now… Made out of Polymer Clay, Glaze,…
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Jack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Pie Ring
Spice up the Season, Spice up your Bling. It’s Halloween-Time and everything’s a Scream! Including this Fun, Colorful Jack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Pie Ring. Such an Adorable Orange Ring with a Darling Creepy Face. Handmade out of Polymer Clay, Measuring 19mm…
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Cigarette Finger Ring Holders
“Here, hold my Cigarette… Oh Never Mind, I’ll use this…” A Cigarette Holder Ring that does exactly that; Holds your Cigarette, which frees up your Hands so you can do other tasks, such as Eating, Playing Games, Typing, Picking…