WOW OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW!
These Dolls are so Creepy they are COOL! Just look at the way the one Baby's Head is Bondaged Up with the Eyes Showing.... Demented! Insane Earrings from a Wonderful Artist named none other than: Frankiesteinz! Awesome! Cool Dangles that will make everyone GASP, look at you Weird, and cause you to LAUGH! Too Fun! Too COOL! Buy some Dire Babies Today! :)
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Flashing LED Belly Ring
Red Light, Yellow Light, Blue Light, I feel like I’m stuck in a Song… “Freak Baby, Freak Freak Baby, Freak Baby, Freak Freak Baby, Red Light, Green Light, Red Light, Green Light, Red Light, Green Light, You Ready to…
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Razor Blade Nipple Bar Ring
Feeling Dangerous? Want to look like a Bad Boy? Well with this Nipple Ring, you can make anyone’s day… For it’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that features Cool and Creepy Razor Blades… Not Real Blades, of course, but still…
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Rub Me For Luck Nipple Ring
Ahh, just what the Doctor ordered… A Rub Me For Luck Nipple Bar Ring! How FUN will these be to wear? How FUN to RUB for Luck! HA! You’ll want to show it off to everyone… LUCKY You! LUCKY…
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Donald Tramp Ring
“I don’t wear a Rug, it’s mine!” Love him or hate him, he’s Trump and he makes one Hilarious Big Head Ring. It’s a “Donald Tramp” Ring that Features Trump in all his Glory; Narrow Eyes, Comb-Over, Puckered Lips……
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Happy Pill Earrings
Oh I could use some of these right now… It’s the Happy Pills that will make everyone SMILE! Chill Pills that Dangle off your Ears featuring Two Brown Pill Shells with Faces on them. One has Hearts for Eyes…












