Maple Syrup Scented Corn Dog Earrings
You know you have to be a bit Corny to wear these Earrings, but they are so much FUN! Look at the Squiggly Mustard... Looks just like a real Dog! YUMMMM! Reminds me of being at the Ballpark. These Corn Dogs are made out of Polymer Clay, Gloss, and Silver Plated Findings. They hang on French Wire Hooks and are Cute as Hell! What's that Smell? It's my Earrings! What's that Noise? It's my Teeth taking a Bite! CHOMP! HA!
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…
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Iced Out Diamond Watch
“Hang on, I need to put my Shades on…!” Because this Watch is BLINGING! Really Blinging! It’s a Piguet Men’s Diamond Watch that’s Brimming from Head to Toe with Diamonds. 27 Carats of them! WOW JUST WOW!
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Dill Pickle Cufflinks
NICE! Another Fine Pickle You’ve Gotten Yourself Into! Pickle Cufflinks that is. Fun, Green, Realistic Dill Pickle Slices that are Ideal for your French Sleeves. Made out of Polymer Clay, Base Metal and Non-Toxic Glaze, these Fresh and Yummy…
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Komodo Dragon Ring
The Komodo Dragon is a Large Species of Lizard found in the Indonesian Islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores, Gili Motang, and Padar… Not to mention the “Curse of the Komodo” Movie! HA! It’s Hungry! But I prefer to stick…
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Scary Movie Wrist Watch
Okay, the Scary Movies were Silly, but they still had some Great Moments: The Killer: “Do you know where I am?” Cindy: “Um, you’re behind the…
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Septum Mustache
Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!












