Corn Dog Earrings
Mind if I Bite your Ears? You may hear that a lot if you Wear these Awesome Corn Doggy Earrings! Cute and SO REAL looking, you just may make your Earrings Lunch! Plus, they’re Scented as well! Growl! (that was my Stomach)
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Maple Syrup Scented Corn Dog Earrings
You know you have to be a bit Corny to wear these Earrings, but they are so much FUN! Look at the Squiggly Mustard... Looks just like a real Dog! YUMMMM! Reminds me of being at the Ballpark. These Corn Dogs are made out of Polymer Clay, Gloss, and Silver Plated Findings. They hang on French Wire Hooks and are Cute as Hell! What's that Smell? It's my Earrings! What's that Noise? It's my Teeth taking a Bite! CHOMP! HA!
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Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles…
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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Cupcake Nipple Shield
You wanna Lick some Frosting? Well then take a lick of this… This Ultra-Cute Cupcake Nipple Shield is so SWEET it’ll make your Teeth Hurt. The Barbell BLINGS, the Nipple Stings! :)
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Bullet Cufflinks
Fill those Holes in your Sleeves with Bullets… Bullet Cufflinks! Kick Ass Cool Cufflinks that look like a Real Winchester Bullet. Now, you can Wear them in Style and have people Gawk at your Arms like Wonder Woman Catching…
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Rock Star Skull Belly Ring
Be a Ghoulish and Glittery Rock Star with this Dangly Belly Button Ring Featuring an Abstract Skull Design, with a Red Bow, Cubic Zirconia Eye, and a Shimmering Chain. It’s Playful, Gothic, and COOL!
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Creepy Female Finger Bracelet
Ewwww! LMAO! This is a creepy bracelet for sure. It’s a finger bracelet cuff, that squeezes around your wrist. Realistic lady fingers, with multiple knuckles, that circle around your arm and grip. With lovely red painted fingernails, it’s a…
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