Corn Dog Earrings
Mind if I Bite your Ears? You may hear that a lot if you Wear these Awesome Corn Doggy Earrings! Cute and SO REAL looking, you just may make your Earrings Lunch! Plus, they’re Scented as well! Growl! (that was my Stomach)
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Maple Syrup Scented Corn Dog Earrings
You know you have to be a bit Corny to wear these Earrings, but they are so much FUN! Look at the Squiggly Mustard... Looks just like a real Dog! YUMMMM! Reminds me of being at the Ballpark. These Corn Dogs are made out of Polymer Clay, Gloss, and Silver Plated Findings. They hang on French Wire Hooks and are Cute as Hell! What's that Smell? It's my Earrings! What's that Noise? It's my Teeth taking a Bite! CHOMP! HA!
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Garfield Vitruvian Watch
The Vitruvian Man is a Drawing by Leonardo Da Vinci which originally was Pen and Ink on Paper, and Depicts a Man in Two Superimposed Positions with his Arms and Legs Apart and Inscribed in a Circle and Square…
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F-Bomb Ear Plugs
I drop a lot of F-Bombs! So Plugs like these, are right up my Alley. Looking like a Missile Bomb, this Carved Wood Plug is Beautiful, Flared, and very COOL! Made out of Organic Arang/Areng Wood, these Plugs are…
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Shark Fin Ring
“Why did the Shark Cross the Great Barrier Reef?” “To get to the other TIDE!” “Whats Green and Gross and lives under the Sea?” “Shark Boogers!” “What do Sharks call Kids?” “Appetizers!” Okay, enough Dumb Shark Jokes, just look…
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Heart Wings Nipple Rings
If my Nipple only had Wings… Well, now they can… For these Decorative Nipple Shield Rings are Hearts and Wings. Blinging Rhinestone Wings, formed in the Shape of a Heart, cast in Solid Surgical Steel, 14 Gauge Barbells, and…
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Evan Peters AHS Ear Plug
Sweet… It’s an Ear Plug straight out of your Wildest Nightmares… Or Dreams… Or American Horror Story! :) Featuring a Split Image of Tate Langdon (from the First Season), a.k.a. Evan Peters, in Creepy Shades of Blue, and a…
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