Dart Board Belly Navel Ring
Made from 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with 5mm Balls, this Dart Board will make you the Target of all Eyes... and Pointy Objects! This Piercing Barbell is 7/16" Long, with Anodized Titanium Rings, so you should be able to Shoot a Bulls-Eye with this Board... Just don't Cross the Line... You may Lose your Points! :)
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Dumbbell Tongue Ring
Hey Dumbbell… Mr. Muscles! Beef Cake! How about a Weight for your Tongue? Do some Heavy Lifting with this Cool and Sleek Dumbbell Barbell Tongue Ring. It looks just like a Real Dumbbell. How many Curls can you do?…
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Feed Me Or No One Sleeps Pendant
lol Ain’t this the Truth? HA! Freaking Cats… It’s a Feline Pendant that’s sure to bring many Laughs! A Tile Pendant, with a Black Cat reading “Feed Me… Or No One Sleeps!” And anybody who owns a Cat, knows…
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Spiral Belly Ring
My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!
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8-Bit Hearts Watch
“With every bit of my heart….” That’s a Song? How about 8-Bit Heart? These 8-Bit Time Pieces will Certainly take you back to 8-Bit Days, Inspired by Retro Gaming Health Meters. Featuring a Fun, Heart-Shaped Watch, Red and White…
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…












