Carrot Stud Earrings
“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?
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"Eh... What's up, Doc?"
Won't she be surprised when she sees that you got her exactly what she asked for, "One Pair of Carat Stud Earrings!" Made of Polymer Clay, with Post Backs, she certainly won't forget this occasion (and neither will you). But it will totally be worth it! :)
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Creepy Eye Earrings
These Earrings just give me the Creeps! That’s for sure. Look at the Black Bloody Dead Eyes… GAWD! Popping outta the Flesh, these Eyes are Dangling like Pieces of Zombies and are very Demented and Gory! And that’s exactly…
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Jackpot Candles
These are Cool! Who would have thunk… It’s Bling in a Candle! More Specific… Bring Ring! This Jackpot Candle features a Size 6 Ring INSIDE the Candle Wax. So as the Candle Burns Down… the Ring Appears! What a…
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Funny Face Jester Bead
Buy this very Interesting Bead and put it on your Bracelet… Wait for the Comments, they’re coming! :) Such a Funny looking Charm Bead that will fit most any Charm Bracelet. It’ll even make you do a little Dance…
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Dog Poop Necklace
OMGGGG! I hope you already Ate, because this will Curve your Hunger… Just like the Curved Pile of Fresh Dog Poop… NICE! Looks so Real you can almost Smell it. Talk about a Gag Gift… GAG is right! It’s…
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Timekey Ancient Roman Key Ring
This Gorgeous Replica of an Authentic Ancient Roman Key-Ring Artifact may be Worn as a Ring, Pendant, Keychain, or Ornament. Inspired by Real Artifacts found throughout the Former Roman Empire, Romans made Keys in handy Shapes such as Rings,…
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Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…
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