Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…

The Rogue leaped out from his hiding Spot and caught the Manbearpig full-on, hitting him with Four Power Sledgehammer Attacks in the Surprise Oust. The Rogue wound up Ping-Ponging Back and Forth between the Wall and the Attacker until…

A flying Saucer is a type of Flying Craft with a Disc or Saucer-Shaped Body, commonly used to refer to any Anomalous Flying Object. The Term was Coined in 1947 but was Officially Supplanted by the US Air Force…

Functional Watches, made of Black Stainless Steel, that you wear on your sleeves. Cool Cufflinks that know what time it is!

What a Beautiful Unique Engagement Ring… (or any Ring, really) It’s a Black Ice Princess Ring that looks just like it came from a Disney Movie. So Twisted, so Dark, so Awesome! Hard Carved in NYC, looking like Dark…

“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)