“What does a Mushroom Car Say?” “Shroom Shroom!” “Why did the Fungi leave the Party?” “There wasn’t Mushroom!” “Which Vegetable goes Best with Jacket Potatoes?” “Button Mushrooms!” Had enough Fungi? Well then get these Cute Dangly Mushroom Earrings. They’re…

“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…

I LOVE this Stylish Wrist-Ware for the Fashionable Vampire Sympathiser. Set with a Red Swarovski Crystal, the Fangs & Etched Crosses (on the backside) add Awesome Finishing Details! You Vant?

Very Very Cool. What a Great Idea for Pendants that’s so Meaningful and Heart-Warming… Antique Bible Pages, Old, Worm, Rescued and Saved and Painstakingly Placed inside Tiny Glass Globe Pendants, Sealed with Silver Trim and Hung from an 18″…

LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like…

Awesome! This is one of the Coolest Watches yet. For it’s a Wrist Watch that looks just like a Mixtape. You know, Guardians of the Galaxy Style… HA! With the familiar Cassette Tape, it also features a Clock that…