Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug everywhere you go… And get plenty of Comments and Laughs as well! :)
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Crying Kim Kardashian Ring
Made out of a Photo, Plastic and Metal, this Ring really does Cry me a River! The Lightweight Plastic Charm is Sealed, Super Shiny, and Adhered to a Silver Metal Adjustable Ring. This Ring is Sealed on the Front and Back for Maximum Durability. Cry all you Want, but this Ring is still Funny! :)
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R2D2 Dome Cufflinks
These are Possibly the MOST AWESOME CUFFLINKS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! I LOVE them! Featuring the Classic R2D2 Dome, in a Half-Moon Shaped Cufflink, these are just TOO COOL for Words! They are Beautiful, Geeky, and FUN!
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Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…
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Zombie Cat Belly Ring
“My Cat was having trouble Watching the Movie “Milo and Otis”… Turns out she just had the Blu-Ray on Paws!” “Did you Hear about the Cat who Swallowed a Ball of Wool? She had Mittens!” “What did the Mouse…
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Beating Heart Bangle Bracelet
Heart Beat Sounds are the Noises Generated by the Beating Heart as Blood Flows through it. There are Two Normal Heart Sounds often described as a Lub and a Dub, that occur in Sequence with each Heartbeat due to…
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Bat Wing Nipple Shield
Bats are Mammals of the order Chiroptera, whose Forelimbs Form Webbed Wings, making them the only Mammals naturally capable of True and Sustained Flight! And they are WICKED COOL! Just look at this Nipple Shield Ring, it’s so Bad…
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Banana Charm
What a Cute Charm… It’s a Banana Charm that looks like a Real Banana… Just Smaller! With the Banana Peeled back, and attached to a Lobster Clasp, this Fruit will go where ever you go. Clip it on your…
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