Don't be a Pawn with these Cool Earrings!
E2 to E4. F1 to B5. and G1 to F3 is probably one of the Best Opening Moves you can ever make! It's Classic, it's Cool, and it's very, very Powerful! Moving that Knight out and giving your Queen room to breath... Just like you can with these Cool Earrings made out of Silver-Plated Brass. Measuring 25mm Long, these Chess Pieces will RULE your Ears and get you Checked out! :) "CHECKMATE!"
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Lump of Coal in a Ring Box
Ho Ho Oh No! It’s a Lovely Little Ring Box under the Christmas Tree… She’ll Smile, she’ll Laugh with Glee, until she finds out it’s a Lump of Coal! Ha! Just imagine her Surprise! Especially after she’s been Egging…
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666 Nipple Ring
Six Hundred Sixty-Six is Called the “Number of the Beast” in Chapter 13 of the Book of Revelation, of the New Testament. 666 is the Sum of the First 36 Natural Numbers, and it’s a Triangular Number, which is…
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Mr. Right Mrs. Right Wrist Watches
LMAO! If this isn’t right… HA! It’s Matching Wrist Watches, His and Hers, that read: Mr. Right on one Watch, and Mrs. Right ALWAYS on the other! Talk about a HOOT! With a Mustache and a Pair of Red…
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Grilled Octopus Ring
Well this is a ring you’ll never forget… It’s a realistic dish of Grilled Octopus! I can already see your reaction… Bug eyes, open mouth, drool dripping from your chin… YES! Because this plate of fun is handcrafted from…
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Hamburger Tie Tack
Um, you gotta little Burger on your Tie… Well, I say “Why the Hell not?” Because with this Burger Tie Tack, there’s only one thing that People will think of: LUNCH! Burgers and Fries… YUMMMM! Sadly, this Burger is…
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Blue Level Tie Clip Bar
This is what Fred needs after too many Beers during Lunch… A Level that tells him when to Quit. If the Bubble is all the way to the Left or Right, call Fred a Cab. This Cool Blue Level…












