Plug it in, Plug it in… Reminds me of that Glade Plug-in Commercial. HA! But this Belly Button Ring will certainly attract all sorts of Plugs. It’s a Power Outlet Belly Ring that looks just like a Power Outlet….

This will get you Singing and Dancing… “People always told me be Careful of what you do, And don’t go around Breaking Young Girls’ Hearts, And Mother always told me be Careful of who you Love, And be Careful…

Your Scars are Beautiful… And so is this Wedding Band. It’s a Fantastic Frankenstein Ring, Featuring the Flesh, Skin and Scars of The Monster himself… And it’s Totally Awesome! Not to mention CUSTOM! For each ring is Unique, Different,…

“What Dog keeps the Best Time?” “A Watch Dog!” “What did the Dog say when he Sat on Sandpaper?” “Ruff!” “What did the Hungry Dalmatian say after his Meal?” “That hit the Spots!” “What type of Markets do Dogs…

“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…

“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…