Solid Titanium with Triple Abalone Inlayed Ring
This Triple Layered Abalone Ring is made out of Solid Titanium (which is Extremely Durable, and Gun-Metal Gray), is Smooth and Flat, so it won't Catch on anything, and comes in Ring Sizes 6, 7, 9, 10, and 13. The Abalone Shell is like Mother-Of-Pearl and Highly Iridescent. No two are ever the same. It's Stunning, Sharp, and very, very COOL! :)
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Digital Destruction Watch
This is a Cool Looking Watch! Talk about Self-Destructing! It’s like a Time-Bomb went off on your Wrist! This Watch has Analog Time being Destroyed by the Digital World. Broken Dial, Broken Hands, Nothing but the Future!
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Nicolas Cage Meme Necklace
LOL OH BOY! It’s the Nicolas Cage Meme that Cracks me up. Starting with The Wicker Man, onto Your Argument is Invalid, Nicolas Cage’s Hilarious Face is used as a Sarcastic Response to an Obvious Observation or Statement. “You…
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Dexter Bubblegum Bracelet
Did Dexter Chew Gum? If he did, I have a feeling they would look like this… Bloody Balls of Bubble Gum that look like a Serial Killer’s Favorite Chew. Fun, Gory Bracelet made out of 20mm Resin Round Splatter…
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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Sugar Donut Brooch
LOL I want to Wear this just to see the stares. It’s a Hilarious Brooch Pin that will not only make people gawk twice, but drool all over themselves. For it looks so REAL. A Funny Lapel Pin that…












