Vampire Chronicles Necklace
This Ultra-Cool Victorian Ornate Pattern Vampire Chronicles Book Necklace is AWESOME! It’s Dark, Gothic, and very BLOODY! The Corners have Bats With Blood Red Stones! Strong Hinges Fasten with a Buckle and a Hidden Magnet. And Inside the Book…
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This Book Contains Many Secrets!
I LOVE a Good Vampire Poem... And this Poem just sucks me in. Inside the Book are Engravings which are part of "The Giaour" (a Poem by Lord Byron first published in 1813) that reads: "But first, on Earth as Vampire sent, Thy Corpse shall from its Tomb be rent: Then Ghastly Haunt thy native place, And Suck the Blood of all thy Race; There from thy Daughter, Sister, Wife, At Midnight Drain the Stream of Life; Yet loathe the Banquet which Perforce Must Feed thy livid living Corpse: Thy Victims ere they yet Expire Shall know the Demon for their Sire, As Cursing thee, thou Cursing them, Thy Flowers are withered on the Stem." Talk about Creepy AND Cool! I Love it! :)
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Unicorn Poops and Vomits Watch
Well this Wrist Watch takes the Cake… A Rainbow Colored Cake… HA! It’s a Unicorn Watch, but not just any Unicorn, it’s a Pooping Rainbows Unicorn that’s Throwing Up! HA! My first Response is WTF? My second is “What…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Sasquatch Big Foot Necklace
The Uncle Gus (Guni GuGu Gus) and Aunt Bunny scene from Eddie Murphy’s Delirious about Bigfoot was HILARIOUS… Makes me Smile and Laugh, just like this Bigfoot Sasquatch Pendant here. Handmade and Cast in Pewter, this Squatch measures 1.38…
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Nacho Chip Charm
Nacho Chips are a Snack Food made from Corn Tortillas, which are Cut into Wedges and then Fried or Baked. With Ingredients like Corn, Vegetable Oil, Salt and Water, it’s hard not to Dip your Chip and Chow Down….
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Glow-In-The-Dark BAM Plugs
I LOVE these Ear Stretching Plugs… They have a Comic Book BAM written on the face, and what’s so COOOOOOL about these is the fact that they Glow-In-The-Dark! KICK BUTT!
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Gingerbread House Ring
Munch Munch. It’s a Gingerbread House, that looks good enough to EAT. A Mini Gingerbread House, with a Gingerbread Frame, Dotted with Candies and Sweets and Cookies. Fun, Colorful, a Unique Gift for the Gingerbread Fool. Handmade out of…
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