"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Silver Circuit Board Ring
“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…
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Ambiguously Gay Duo Necklace
The Ambiguously Gay Duo is an American Animated Comedy Sketch that Debuted on The Dana Carvey Show before moving to its Permanent Home on Saturday Night Live. And now, it can have a Permanent Home around your Neck too!…
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Dragon Engagement Ring
WOW! Talk about an Incredible Ring! This Engagement Ring is unlike any I’ve ever seen. It’s a Green Dragon holding a Pink Sapphire Gemstone. STUNNING! It’s so Crazy, Different, COOL! I LOVE IT!
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Solar Orbit Necklace
My Planets are so out of Whack… Good thing they’re linked together and Forming one of the Coolest Necklaces around. A Solar Orbit Necklace featuring the Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter. Awesome and Geeky! It’s an Interstellar Journey…
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Mr. Bacon Bracelet
“Whats Green and Smells like Bacon?” “Kermit the Frog’s Finger!” Oh that was really BAD! But Bacon is GOOD! And this Bracelet is a HOOT! It’s a Mr. Bacon Bracelet with a Mustache and Googly Eyes. Talk about Funny!…
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…












