"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Santa Butt Earrings
Want to Bring some Christmas Cheer Early? Want to show off your Naughty side? Playful side? Back side? HA! These Santa Earrings will CRACK everyone up! Someone’s getting a Spanking this year…
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SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…
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Passion Alchemy Gothic Bracelet
Vivid Blood-Red Crystals and Thorny Vines Describe Passionate Love, Romantically Entwined. This Original Alchemy Gothic Design is Encrusted with Genuine Swarovski Crystal Drops and Cast in Lead-Free Fine English Pewter. Nothing looks better on your Arm, than BLOOD! Gothic,…
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Skeleton Heart Hands Necklace
“What do you Call Skeletons who Sleep Late?” “Lazy Bones!” HA! This is Gothic Love if I’ve ever seen it. Bony Skeleton Hands forming a Heart Shape and Hanging from a Chain Link Necklace. “I Heart You” is such…
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Spiked Claws Three Finger Ring
“RAWRRRR!” (That’s a little wolf rawrrr) For these Fun Spiked Claws are Tiny Wolverine Versions… Metal Spikes, Sharp, Cast in some Crazy Alloy, that you actually wear across 3 of your Fingers… The Claws, all Four of them, jut…
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Left Shark Pendant Necklace
The Super Bowl Half Time Show will never be the same… That is, without Katy Perry’s Dancing Sharks… Especially the LEFT Shark! That Shark had NO Idea what Dance it was doing, and it sent the Internet VIRAL! Now,…












