"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Khukuri Bowie Knife Necklace
WICKED!!!! This Necklace is NOT to be messed with. It’s a Khukuri Style Bowie Knife that’s SWEET AS HELL! Forged out of Ground Mild Steel with Guard, and attached to a Carved Redwood Wooden Handle, this Knife with an…
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Steamhammer Necklace
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this Piece of Steampunk Jewelry! A Steam-Hammer Necklace that is BEYOND Steampunk! It’s Incredibly Cool with all the Copper, Wire and Gold Gears! Just Beautiful to look at, AWESOME to Wear! :)
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Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Earrings
Gear up for The Last Jedi, coming to Theaters SOON, with these Badass Luke Skywalker Earrings. Lightsabers, Blue, that Pierce your Ears like a Knife through Butter. Slick Earrings that pass through your Ear like Ear Jackets. Creative, Fun,…
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Eyeball Ear Plugs Tunnel Expanders
The better to see you with… It’s EYES! Lots of them. People will call you 4 eyed, or 6 eyed, for sure. But these eyes are for your ear holes, and their blood shot, of course. Featuring eyeball ear…
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Carrot Stud Earrings
“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?