"How'd You Escape?" "I Got Married!"
This Ring can really get you outta a Bind! Literally! It's always located on the Finger, where it's in the exact spot needed to quickly Access and Deploy, even when Handcuffed! The Shim can be used to open Single-Locked Handcuffs, while the Saw can Cut Zip-Ties, Disposable Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, and other Non-Metallic Materials. Available in Ring Sizes: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. This Ring is Titanium, Durable, and no one will ever Suspect! :)
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South Park Charm Bracelet
I LOVE South Park and I LOVE this Bracelet! What a Great Idea… All the Charming South Park Characters on a Bracelet… Featuring Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Butters! Kewl! Very Very Kewl!
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…
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Pizza Slice Bracelet
Sometimes I just CRAVE pizza. I love it (which is why I limit myself to one a month). But with this pizza bracelet, I can have pizza slices everyday of the week. It’s a beautifully handmade foodie bracelet, consisting…
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Nine Planets Ring
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto… Oh wait, Pluto isn’t a Planet… Yes it is, No it isn’t… HA! With this Beautiful and AMAZING Ring, it is! And it looks GREAT! :)
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Custom Tombstone Belly Ring
What a Great Idea! Your own TOMBSTONE! HA! Cool Beans… This Belly Button Ring is just that, a Dangling Tombstone that reads “RIP Here Lies…” And then you can Customize the Name it says! You can put your Own…
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Blair Witch Inspired Necklace
Oh CRAP! Just looking at this Creepy Pendant makes me want to RUNNNN! It’s a Pendant straight out of the Blair Witch Movie! And YIKES, it’ll give everyone the Frights. Satanic, Black, with a Blue Gemstone, this Twisted Handmade…











