Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
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"You Have Something Stuck In Your Tooth...!"
Well, if you Want attention, this Pendant will bring it. You may get People Screaming and throwing Holy Water at you as well. Made from Polymer Clay, these Twisted Snarling Teeth and Dripping Goey Brain Matter is just the thing you need to Brighten your Dull Day! Do Buy an Extra Pack of Dental Floss though, you'll need it!
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Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles…
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Happy Birthday Belly Ring
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a…
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
This Handmade Zombie Plan Charm Bracelet will get you ready to Kick some Zombie Butt! Especially with those little bity Pliers! Bring on the FUN!
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Black Coal Necklace
You know you’ve been really Bad when Santa brings you a Lump of Coal! HA! And these Necklaces are certainly that… Real Coal Nuggets (Each one is Different) that are Strung from a 20″ Long Silver Chain. All Coal…
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Time Is Short Watch
Very Cool Simulated 3D X-Ray Imaging Technology transforms this Insane Watch from a hand to A SKELETON with a flick of the Wrist causing everyone to do a Double-Take. Great Watch! Great Gift!
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Mockingjay Pin Brooch
Authentic and Licensed from the MEGA HIT Hunger Games Lionsgate Film, get your Mockingjay Pin QUICK! Before it runs out! Replica Brooch from the Movie that you can wear with Pride. Or wear it in Support of the Coming…
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