Laughing Out Loud Necklace
"What's Orange and Green and Sounds like a Parrot?" "A Carrot!", Okay Okay. Enough Jokes. If you think you're Funny, or like to Laugh, this Necklace is for YOU! It's the LOL Necklace that's made out of Hot Pink LOL Letters hanging from a Silver Plated Chain, that's approximately 18" Long. Wear this Eye-Catching, Humorous Necklace to a Party, and you're sure to make everyone LAUGH!... "Yo Momma is so Fat, I took a Picture of her Last Christmas and it's still Printing!"
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Bloody Wrist Bangle
“I Vant To Drink Your Blood…” And now you can, with this Ultra-Fun Bloody Bangle Bracelet. Featuring Polymer Clay, this Bracelet is OOZING with Blood. Looking just like a Slit Wrist, this Bangle is Ideal for the Halloween Spirit….
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Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings
Wear these Cool Holiday Earrings and you’ll be hungry all day. Big, Fat Delicious Turkeys bobbing off your Lobes, hanging from these Black Leverback Earrings. They just Scream YUM!
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Tooth Fairy Necklace
Using real, legally acquired human teeth, this Jeweler makes a Necklace that you’ll not soon forget… Even in your Nightmares! Cool AND Different!
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Optical Illusion Pendant
An Optical Illusion is an Experience of Seeming to See Something that Does Not Exist or that is Other than it Appears… And the only thing Appearing here… Is my VOMIT! Because this is making my WORLD SPIN!!!
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Red Christmas Stocking Pendants
HO HO HO! It’s Christmas… Time to Fill the Stockings with Glee! And this Season, you can Wear that Glee around your Neck. For it’s Cute Christmas Stocking Pendants that are Blinging Good Fun! Featuring Red and Green Stockings…
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Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…












