Captain Blakely's Canno-Digitus Ring
Far Out! That's What I think of this very Interesting Ring. According to Alchemy Gothic, "The Genius Artillery Engineer and Inventor Worked with EE Rosenstein for many Months to Create this Subtle and Deadly Weapon", and now you can Wear a Brass 7mm Wide Replica of this Cannon, Chain and all, for Everyone to Enjoy! You MUST get one before they're Sold... Only comes in Sizes 7 and 10. Hurry Hurry! :)
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Bullet Wedding Band
Whatever you do on your Wedding Day… Don’t FORGET the BULLETS! HA! And with this Wedding Ring, you’ll have Plenty at your Disposal. Because this Band is a Bullet Band. Made to Resemble Real Bullets, this Kick Ass Ring…
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…
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Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…
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Vintage Santa Sleigh Necklace
Ho Ho Adorable. Santa’s Sleigh… In a Pendant. Handmade and Quite Vintage Looking. I just love it. A Fun, Festive Christmas Sleigh, looking like it just arrived from the North Pole, and Dangling from a Dainty Silver Chain with…
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I Heart Dingleberries Earrings
“Oh, I LOVE your Earrings, they’re so CUTE… What do they say?” I Heart Dingleberries? WHAAAAAA??? Now that’s COOL! That’s FUNNY! That’s a Dingleberry Dangling from each of your Ear Lobes! Ya know?












