"Uh-Oh! SpaghettiOs!"
"Spaghetti Monster Lives in the Sky. He's made of Noodles. With Meatballs for Eyes..." Ah, who doesn't LOVE Spaghetti? I could Eat it Everyday... But then I Somehow ALWAYS Splatter Pasta Sauce on my Shirt. It Sucks. I Know. Now I don't have to Worry about that, because this Sauce is made out of Clay. YUM! Clay, Metal and an Adjustable Bronze Toned Ring. P.S. Wednesday Is Spaghetti Day! :) And... Did you know there is actually a "National Spaghetti Day"? There is... Google it! :)
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Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
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Mini Bones Stud Earrings
Nothing Beats Tearing the Meat off Bones and Chowing Down! Especially with a little BBQ Sauce! Right? And these Lovely Little Bones have been Cleaned, well, to the Bone! Looking like Real Bones, these Cute but Gory Earrings are…
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Batman Bat Signal Key Chain
Such a Cool Key Chain. It’s Functional and Geeky! Everyone can use a light on their Keys, but a Bat Signal??? Now that’s impressive! Wait… Do I hear the Batmobile?
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Vixen Comic Strip Bracelet
Born in the 1940’s, their Wonderful Graphics and Wit launched Pulp Fiction and Romance Novels. Each Full Color Image is Encircled by a Rim of Aurora Crystal, set under an Acrylic Dome. It certainly is VIXEN! :)
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Twerk Hoop Earrings
Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus!…
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Spiked Cufflinks
Usually the only thing Spiked during the Holidays is the Eggnog… But now, your Cufflinks can be Spiked too. Cool, Bad Ass Cufflinks with a Flair for the Point. Whether it be Fighting, Tenderizing your Meat, making Poke marks…