"Uh-Oh! SpaghettiOs!"
"Spaghetti Monster Lives in the Sky. He's made of Noodles. With Meatballs for Eyes..." Ah, who doesn't LOVE Spaghetti? I could Eat it Everyday... But then I Somehow ALWAYS Splatter Pasta Sauce on my Shirt. It Sucks. I Know. Now I don't have to Worry about that, because this Sauce is made out of Clay. YUM! Clay, Metal and an Adjustable Bronze Toned Ring. P.S. Wednesday Is Spaghetti Day! :) And... Did you know there is actually a "National Spaghetti Day"? There is... Google it! :)
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Christmas Story Leg Lamp Watch
I Watch Christmas Story every Year on Christmas and LOVE IT! It really is the Best Movie in the World. And this Watch is the Coolest Watch ever! Featuring the Leg Lamp in a Crate, this Watch reads “Ah…
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Vicious Apple Earrings
NICE, REAL NICE! That’s my kind of Fruit! Handmade Apple Earrings that look Good enough to Eat… If you Dare. Because these Apples are VICIOUS! With Evil Eyes, a Devilish Grin, and Teeth Baring Knives… It’s a Pair of…
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St. Patron of Weight Loss Pendant
Whelp… There you go, there’s a Saint for everything. For this Pendant Necklace is the St. Patron of Weight Loss. Looking for a little Guidance? Some Help from Above to Shed the Fat and Keep your Weight under Control?…
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Taco Food Ring
Beef Tacos! Beef Tacos! Juicy Beef Tacos! Is there anything else? Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce… SOUR CREAM! YUMMMM! This realistic looking Taco will look great on your Finger… Just not in your Mouth!
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Moonglow Ring
Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!
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Silver Circuit Board Ring
“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…












