When Pigs Fly Belly Ring
“When Pigs Fly” is an Adynaton, a Way of Saying that Something Will NEVER Happen! Like me putting this Flying Pink Pig in my Belly Button Hole… HA! That will NEVER Happen! But if you Like Pigs and Flying… It Could… It Absolutely Could!
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Flying Pig Dangle Navel Ring
This Little Blinging Piggie with Multiple Swarovski Crystals is made out of Rhodium Plated Base Metal, and it's Dangling off a High Polished 316 Surgical Stainless Steel Bar. The Barbell itself is 14 Gauge, 3/8 Inch Long, and comes with a Fuchsia (Hot Pink) Cubic Zirconia. It's Fun and Cool! Sp put this in your Belly (before it Flies away) and you'll be OINKING for Sure!
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Nine Planets Ring
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto… Oh wait, Pluto isn’t a Planet… Yes it is, No it isn’t… HA! With this Beautiful and AMAZING Ring, it is! And it looks GREAT! :)
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Shark Ring
You know what I LOVE about Sharks? EVERYTHING! Is it Shark Week yet? And out of all the Shark Rings that I’ve seen yet, this RING takes the Cake… the Frosting, the Table… Whatever it basically wants, it gets!…
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Graveyard Dirt Bottle Necklace
Fuuuuuuu…. This Bottle Necklace is enough to give you Nightmares! Literally! It’s a Tiny Bottle Necklace that is filled with Graveyard DIRT! Scarrrrrry! Voodoo Magic, Dark Spells, Creepy Crawly… I’m down with it. It’s a Great Spooky type of…
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Rebel Scum Bracelet
LOL I LOVE this Bracelet! Inspired by the Famous Quote by the Imperial Stormtrooper “Stop Right There, You Rebel Scum!” (From Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) comes this Awesome Leather Cuff Bracelet that reads “REBEL…
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Frankenstein Belly Ring
Frankenstein is a Novel Written by English Author Mary Shelley about the Eccentric Scientist Victor Frankenstein, who Creates a Grotesque Creature in an Unorthodox Scientific Experiment. Gothic, Dark, and Romantic, this GREEN MONSTER is looking to Poke a Hole…
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Sloth Ring
Why are you always slothing around? Oh… Because you’re a Sloth Lover! And who wouldn’t be with this furry little critter on your finger. It hugs your finger and follows you everywhere. “Ahhhhh it’s so Cute!”
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