Long Hair Dog Bead
LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like the Dog from the Black Lagoon… SCARY! :/
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"How Much Is That Doggie In The... Oh Never Mind!"
HA HA HA! This Dog Charm is unlike any Dog Charm I've ever seen. Usually Animal Charm Beads are Cute... NOT THIS ONE! Two Big Dark Beady Eyes... an Upper Lip, and Long Hair. Granted, I'm sure there are some Poor Dogs who do Look like this... But still. BOW-WOW is Right! Made out of 925 Sterling Silver, this Bead makes me BARK!
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Goon Face Ski Mask Pendant
The last time I wore a Ski Mask was when I was 8 and my Parents had a Snowmobile. But NOW… I can Wear it anytime I Want, with this Iced-Out BLINGING Black Rhodium Ski-Mask full of Cubic Zirconia…
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Do Me Ear Plug
“Here we are in this Big Old Empty Room, Staring each other Down, U Want me just as much as I Want U, let’s Stop Fooling around, Take me Baby… Kiss me all over… Play with my Love, Bring…
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I’m Alive Brooch
LMAO! I Feel like this every Morning… “I’M ALIVE!” But it can be a Real Nightmare. All the time you hear about People getting Buried Alive… Like that TV Show… No, I’m not Talking about “Hoarders – Buried Alive”,…
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Christmas Lights Necklace
Once you put this 30″ Christmas Lights Necklace on, you won’t be able to stop singing Fun Holiday Songs! Really! This Necklace looks COOL, Festive, AND… The Lights Actually Really FLASH! BLINGGGGG! “Feliz Navidad…!”
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Foghorn Leghorn Necklace
This Chicken is Blingin! “That’s a Joke, I Say that’s a Joke Son!” Foghorn Leghorn has always been one of my Favorite Cartoons. You can’t NOT like this Fowl Loud Mouth! “That, I Say that Dog’s Busier than a…
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Donut Tie Clip
“D’OH!” No… Donut! YUM! It’s the Greatest Tie Bar Clip since Fried Bread. Right? A Tie Bar, Silver-Tone, with a Strong Two Inch Spring Clip that Secures your Tie with a Touch of Class… And Sugar! For at the…
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