I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

lol Ain’t this the Truth? HA! Freaking Cats… It’s a Feline Pendant that’s sure to bring many Laughs! A Tile Pendant, with a Black Cat reading “Feed Me… Or No One Sleeps!” And anybody who owns a Cat, knows…

Talk about AWESOME! I Love really Cool and Visual Earrings, and these Fortune Telling Earrings will Stand out in a Crowd! Cool Cool Earrings with a Palm for Palmistry, a Crystal Ball and Dice. Beautiful Use of Colors and…

Crazy Cool Watch… It’s the Ziiiro Saturn Black Watch that will make People take a Second look. Or a Third! HA! It’s unlike any Watch you’ve ever seen. With a Weird Black Face that doesn’t even look like a…

The Spinning Second Hand Spirals around the Watch Face, which represents Higgs Decaying into other Bosons. It also Tells the TIME! :) It’s the Perfect Watch for Intellectual Friends, Family and Particle Physicists.