“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…

Meet the Star Trek Original Series NCC-1701 Wrist Watch. The Face is Etched to look like the Saucer of the U.S.S. Enterprise, and the Strap Features a Red Stripe and a Subtle Star Trek Logo. It’ll keep you Boldly…

It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles!” Ha, this is such a Cute Birthday Gift, you’ll want to have your Cake and Eat it too! For it’s a…

Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!

Feeling a little Harry Houdini? On the Police Force? Like the Kinky Stuff? Well, these are the Cufflinks for YOU! A Very Cool, Unique, and Entirely Different Set of Cuffs, Handmade out of Solid 14kt Gold, and Extremely Rare!…