“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…

FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…

This Really Cool Flaming Skull looks like a Nipple Piercing, but ISN’T! It’s a Clip-On! You simply Pinch it onto your Nipple and it hangs there looking Bad Ass and COOL… Without all the Pain! :)

Nice Nipples… They Summon Satan! HA! Creepy Dark Gothic Nipple Ring Set is Perfect for Halloween, and of course, Devil’s Night! They’re Inverted Black Crosses that are Wicked Cool. Suspended from Chains, these Nipples Rings Dangle from 316L Surgical…

HA HAHAHAHH HAHA HA HA! Listen. I Don’t Care which side of the Political Fence you’re on. It doesn’t matter if you Love Trump or Hate Trump. What does matter is this: He Tweets A LOT! And most of…

LOL I Could Eat BAGS of Flamin Hot Crunchy Cheetos Non-Stop! Even when your whole Face, Mouth, Lips, Fingers and Couch are Orange… It’s all Good! And look how Cute these Bags of Cheetos would look in your Ears….