Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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A Death - the Wish of some, the Relief of many and the End of all!
This Incredibly Detailed Locket Head is just Crazy times ten. With a Face on one side, split down the middle, and a Skull on the other with a Snake coming out of it's EYE, this Man's Head Opens up to reveal a Picture, a Portrait, a Message of some sorts... Whatever you decide to hide. It's made out of Fine English Pewter and comes on a Nickel-Free Silvertone Chain. Curious? Crack the Skull and find out...
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Scary Rabbit Stud Earrings
“How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?” “Unique up on it!” “How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?” “Tame way, Unique up on it!” “What do you call 99 Rabbits Stepping Backwards?” “A Receding Hare Line!” Oh the Bunny…
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Buddha Brass Ear Weight Stretchers
You know that guy that Lifts Weights with his Eyelids on America’s Got Talent? Well now you can Lift Weights with your EARS! For this very Cool and Detailed Ear Plug, is actually a Weighted Ear Stretcher. Handmade Angkor…
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Mood Belly Ring
This is a very Cool, very Clever piece of Jewelry! It’s a Belly Navel Ring that not only GLOWS in the Dark, BUT… It’s actually Color Changing Mood Jewelry as well. What Color will yours be?
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Diamond Poker Ring
What a COOL Ring for the Poker Player in your life! Made of 10k Gold, this Ring features a WINNING Poker Hand: Ten, Jack, Queen, King and the Ace of Diamonds! Which is, of course, covered in Diamonds! Great…
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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Tarantula Necklace
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