Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Michael Jackson Mugshot Cufflinks
I Just Laugh looking at these Cufflinks. It’s Michael Jackson’s Well-Known Celebrity Mugshot that Shocked us all! Looking more like Diana Ross than the Michael we Loved (Billy Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Smooth Criminal…) Pale with Thin Lips, White…
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Viking Amulet Helm of Awe Pendant
Awesome! Such a Powerful and Stunning Pendant. THE HELM OF AWE! I just love saying the name… It’s a Viking Norse Amulet Helm Of Awe Raven Skull Pendant By Alchemy Gothic, and it is Incredibly Detailed and Different. Very…
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Happy Bunny Belly Rings
Happy Bunny is always the Perfect Rabbit for Wisdom. With Sayings like: “Hi, Loser!” “You’re Ugly and that’s Sad!” “You Smell like Butt!” “Hi Dorkwad!” “You Go Girl, and Don’t Come Back!” “Let’s Focus on Me!” “It Worries me…
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Crest Toothpaste Earrings
Oh those Crazy Tubes of Toothpaste… Always hard to Squeeze out the Last Drop… Unlike these, Crest Toothpaste Tubes that Dangle from your Ears. The only way to Squish these is to Smash your Head. Right? HA… White, Colorful,…
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…
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Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs
Spy vs Spy (by Mad Magazine) was one of my favorite Cartoons growing up. I LOVED their antics and booby-traps. SO COOL! And now you can show off your fanfare with Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs as well. Who’s…












