Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those Eyes, the Hands, the Brown Stinky Feet… HA!
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Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Floating Locket Rhinestone Bracelet
This women’s Rhinestone Bracelet has a circle locket that opens (by strong magnets) and holds mini-charms (TONS to choose from). It’s cool and fun!
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…
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Teddy Bear Belly Ring
“What do you call Bears without Ears?” “B’s” “What do you call a Bear with no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What did the Teddy Bear say after Dinner?” “I’m Stuffed!” LMAO! Okay… Enough Bear Jokes, I can Bearly stand…
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UFO Helicopter Hieroglyph Pendant
Nothing Amazes me more than this Artifact from Egypt. If you don’t know about it, you should. It’s Mind-Boggling! It’s a Abydos-Hieroglyph found in Ancient Egypt (A Carving from the Temple of Seti Dated around 200 BC), that Depicts…
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Cute Lizard Gecko Belly Button Ring
Awwwww! This has got to be one of the Cutest Gecko Belly Button Rings I’ve ever seen… How Stinking Adorable! A Colorful, Enamel Lizard, that’s Perfect for your Navel. Dangling from a 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Curved Barbell,…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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