Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those Eyes, the Hands, the Brown Stinky Feet… HA!
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Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Sock Monkeys Hugging Brooch
A Sock Monkey is a Toy made from Socks Fashioned in the likeness of a Monkey. These Stuffed Animals are a Mixture of Folk Art and Kitsch in the Culture of the United States and Canada. And did you…
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Crystal Skull Belly Ring
This is a Beautiful Beautiful Skull that is so COOL and COLORFUL! It’s made out of Crystal, and has the Colors of the Aurora Borealis! KICK ASS! I LOVE how they Reflect off the Facets of the Bony Face….
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Monster Bracelet Ring
What the F???? This is the Craziest, most Frightening Ring/Bracelet ever. WOW! Makes my Teeth hurt just looking at it. A Horrifying Doll Face, with Lips pulled back Exposing Gnarly Gums, Wide-Eyed, Grinning on your Finger with Black Chains…
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Passion Alchemy Gothic Bracelet
Vivid Blood-Red Crystals and Thorny Vines Describe Passionate Love, Romantically Entwined. This Original Alchemy Gothic Design is Encrusted with Genuine Swarovski Crystal Drops and Cast in Lead-Free Fine English Pewter. Nothing looks better on your Arm, than BLOOD! Gothic,…
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Screw You Pendant
HA HA! SCREW YOU! Don’t you just Want to tell some People that? Well… NOW YOU CAN with this Funny Ass Pendant. Featuring a Real Screw, and a Charm Bead with the Letter “U”, it reads “SCREW YOU!” It…
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Spy vs Spy Earrings
Spy teaches his Cat to Steal Secret Plans from the other Spy. But the other Spy is Building a Mechanical Mouse that Distracts the Cat, who then takes it back, only to have the Mouse Blow up in his…
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