Retired At Last Wrist Watch
Maybe you like the person that's Retiring, maybe you don't. Either way, this Watch makes a FUN Gift, or even a GAG Gift for the person finally leaving their Position. This Wrist Watch is Colorful, reads "Retired At Last" with a guy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and the Watch giving you Activities for each Hour as well. Things like: Bingo, Sleep, Shop, Bowl, Fishing, Travel and Eat! HA! All the things you WANT to do... Once you finally get the Hell OUT! "BOOM! I'm Outta Here!" :)
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Fire Ivy Vine Key Pendant
This Pendant is just Awesome! With an Antique Key wrapped with Copper Wire, Brass, Ink, Crystals, and Varnish, this KEY KICKS ASS! I LOVE it! The Details, the Design, the Beauty of it. Very, Very Cool!
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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St. Patron of Weight Loss Pendant
Whelp… There you go, there’s a Saint for everything. For this Pendant Necklace is the St. Patron of Weight Loss. Looking for a little Guidance? Some Help from Above to Shed the Fat and Keep your Weight under Control?…
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8-Bit Hearts Watch
“With every bit of my heart….” That’s a Song? How about 8-Bit Heart? These 8-Bit Time Pieces will Certainly take you back to 8-Bit Days, Inspired by Retro Gaming Health Meters. Featuring a Fun, Heart-Shaped Watch, Red and White…
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Gears Element Ring
What a Crazy Cool Steampunk Ring! It’s so far out there! It’s Gears and Patterns, and Honeycombs… and such a Weird Ass Design! Truly one that will get TONS and TONS of Compliments, Comments, Stares, and Questions. Chunky and…
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Rainbow Rings
Gay and Lesbian Pride Ring made of Titanium! Very Durable, Very Cool! Show your Support, Buy a Ring, or Two, and make your life a little bit more Colorful! :)












