Retired At Last Wrist Watch
Maybe you like the person that's Retiring, maybe you don't. Either way, this Watch makes a FUN Gift, or even a GAG Gift for the person finally leaving their Position. This Wrist Watch is Colorful, reads "Retired At Last" with a guy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and the Watch giving you Activities for each Hour as well. Things like: Bingo, Sleep, Shop, Bowl, Fishing, Travel and Eat! HA! All the things you WANT to do... Once you finally get the Hell OUT! "BOOM! I'm Outta Here!" :)
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Creepy Mummy Earrings
OMG!!! These are the Most Awesome Earrings Ever! Talk about Freaky Creepy Cool! HA! They’re Mummy Earrings, Handmade, and Totally Insane and Odd. I Love it! I can Absolutely Envision them Dangling from your Earlobes… WOW! Glass Bead Eyes,…
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Bunny On The Moon Necklace
Where’s the Easter Bunny? Look up… High in the sky. He’s cute, charming, and delivering eggs to the man in the moon. It’s a wonderful pendant necklace, featuring a white bunny with gold enameled ears. Resting on the crescent…
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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Pumpkin Earrings
I LOVE these Funny Faced Pumpkin Earrings. So much Detail in the Eyes and Mouth! They would look Great Dangling from your Ear Lobes right now. Good for Thanksgiving, Halloween, or Autumn, these Earrings are Great FUN and Loads…
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Cat Emoji Nipple Piercing
“MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW…” Every inch of your Body will be Happy with these Fun Emoji Cat Piercings… Stab them through your Nipple, because these Shields are HOT! Made with a Gold 316L Stainless Steel Barbell, 14 Gauge; 1.6…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….