Creepy Zombie Chocolate Chip Cookie Necklace
This 18" Cookie Necklace gives me the CREEPS! Maybe it's those EYES, or the Chocolate Chips Sticking out of the Brain... OR THOSE TEETH! How FUN! Handmade with Polymer Clay, this Pendant is Glazed with both a Matte and a Shiny Glaze to make the Cookie look so Realistic. Hey, is that Cookie Growling at me? PLUS, PLUS, PLUS... The Eyes GLOW IN THE DARK! HA! That's Insane and Kick Ass Cool! Buy One Today! :)
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Love Forever Handcuffs Belly Button Ring
Nothing’s more Romantic than Handcuffs. Right? Especially when it’s “LOVE FOREVER”, as in these Wonderful Belly Button Rings. Such a Fun thing to Dangle from your Original Mouth. A Navel Ring made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, 1.6mm length,…
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Dog Dump Brooch
LMAO! I Can’t Stop LAUGHING!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It’s a Brooch of a Dog in a Yellow Sweater taking a DUMP! Bah ahaahaahahahahah! My Eyes are Crying… My Stomach Hurts! But does this Dog Care?…
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The Conjuring Nun Necklace
EEEEK! It’s the Nun from the Movie THE NUN (Spinoff from The Conjuring)! Father Burke and Sister Irene are sent to Investigate the Mysterious Suicide of a Nun. The Investigation turns up a number of Disturbing Oddities; Non-Standard Prayer…
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Major Tom Skull Ring
“There’s Something Wrong, Can you Hear me, Major Tom?” Sorry! Major Tom can’t Help you anymore… He’s nothing but a Skull Rotting inside his Astronaut Suit… But he does make one Hell of a Cool Creepy Ring!
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Dangle Leg Lamp Earrings
“It’s a Major Award!” “It’s a Lamp!” “What a Great Lamp!” “It’s Indescribably Beautiful!” “The Soft Glow of Electric Sex Gleaming in the Window!” “It reminds me of the Fourth of July!”… It’s A Christmas Story; My Favorite Christmas…
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Rasta Glitter Ear Plug
I’ll try not to be a Caribbean Jerk here, but “How Does Every Jamaican Joke Start?” “By Looking over your Shoulder!” HA! And these Saddle Plugs, are NO JOKE! They are Slick, Smooth, Colorful, and FUN! Made out of…