Arachnida Spider Watch
This Watch would Terrify most People... There's so many of us who HATE Spiders and Creepy Crawling things. Especially those that lay Eggs in your Ear. EWW! Arachnids are Joint-Legged Invertebrate Animals, Arthropods, with Eight Legs, and they make for one AWESOME Looking Watch! Featuring a Three-Hand Quartz Movement and Genuine Leather Strap, this Watch’s Classic Look is Great for Formal or Fun Occasions... Like Spider Squashing. Eh? :)
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Optical Illusion Ring
This Ring is Bizarre and COOL! It’s an Optical Illusion Ring that Grows and Shrinks as you Spin it! The Spirals are made to give the Magic Illusion that Trick the Brain into seeing things that aren’t Real… AWESOME!
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Hot Flame Ring
“Hot Thing, Barely 21, Hot Thing, Looking 4 Big Fun, Hot Thing, What’s Your Fantasy? Do U Wanna Play With Me?…” Oh wait… That’s HOT THING, and NOT Hot Ring! HA! My bad… This Hot Flame Ring is Beautiful,…
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Maleficent Wire Horn Ring
You know that Costume Angelina Jolie wore in Maleficent? The HUGE Horns that made her look so Evil and Beautiful at the same time? Well, now they make one Very Cool Disney Ring too! It’s an Officially Licensed Wire…
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Cute Monkey Ring
“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…
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Creature Earrings
“What kind of Fishing is that? Who Eats Rocks?” Remember the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Well, now you can every time you look in the Mirror with these Cute, Dangly Creature Earrings!
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Oxidized Black Diamond Necklace
Hang on, let me pick my jaw up… Because this Pendant is Unbelievably Cool. Kick-Ass Cool. It’s a very Unique Pendant, Curved like a Tusk or Horn, Wrapped with 18K Gold Rings and Hoisted around your Neck in an…












