Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these Eye Jokes keep getting Cornea… :/ Just like this Eyeball Ring! :)
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Creepy Eyeball Ring with Blue Pupil
What I would do for a Third Eye... Blue Pupil and Red Veins... On my Finger of course. See, I knew I could POKE your Eye out! :) Where's the Three Stooges when you need them? Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! This Eye Ring is Creepy, Fun, and made of who knows what? Comes in Ring Sizes of Medium, whatever that is. Who Cares, it's an Eye-Ball Ring! Nuff Said! Now... Where is the Eye Located? Oh Yeah... Between the H and J. :)
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Happy Halloween Wrist Watch
Spoooooooky! It’s a Wrist Watch that’s Ideal for the Halloween Season. Featuring a Happy Halloween Black Wrist Watch with “Spooky” and “Happy Halloween” all over the Face. With Pumpkins, Bats, Candy Corn, Spider Webs and more, this “Boo”, “Eek”…
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Don’t Be An Asshole Pendant
LMAO! Boy do I know TONS of people that would LOVE this Pendant… Because EVERYONE is someone else’s Asshole! Right? And this Funny 1″ Pendant Necklace is Engraved with the Phrase “Don’t Be An ASSHOLE”, with a Humorous Smiley…
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Crystal Lake Charm Bracelet
Beautiful Charm Bracelet that is just KILLER! Check out this Friday The Thirteenth Charm Bracelet Featuring the Iconic Jason Mask, Lantern, Crystal Lake Sign, Log Cabin, Canoe, and the Chilling Slasher Machete! AWESOME!
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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Jacob Black Pendant
“Team Black Team Black Team…” Oh Wait, Team Jacob, right? Or is it Lautner? I get so Confused. It must be those Glistening Rock Hard Abs that’s throwing me off… The Moment where he Rips his Shirt off to…
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Go Saint Yourself Pendant
LOL… If only! Me, in particular, I’m not anywhere near a Saint… But I know some people that are. So a Pendant like this, is a Perfect Gift! It’s a Saint Pendant, that you SAINT yourself! For you actually…
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