Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these Eye Jokes keep getting Cornea… :/ Just like this Eyeball Ring! :)
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Creepy Eyeball Ring with Blue Pupil
What I would do for a Third Eye... Blue Pupil and Red Veins... On my Finger of course. See, I knew I could POKE your Eye out! :) Where's the Three Stooges when you need them? Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! This Eye Ring is Creepy, Fun, and made of who knows what? Comes in Ring Sizes of Medium, whatever that is. Who Cares, it's an Eye-Ball Ring! Nuff Said! Now... Where is the Eye Located? Oh Yeah... Between the H and J. :)
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Hand Spinner Fidget Ring
Wait, isn’t this an Abacus (a Counting Device that Calculates Totals, used in China centuries before the Numeric System)? Well, no matter, because these Discs Spin around the Bars, making this Ring a Crazy Spinner Fidget Ring! Made out…
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Real Tick Ear Plugs
EGADS! It’s Real Ticks. In your Ears. Feasting on your Brains… Okay, maybe they’re not ALIVE, but they were at one time. Genuine Ticks (Death by Nature), Sealed in Ear Plugs that will Plug your Ears but good. 2G,…
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Death Star Bead Bracelet
Nothing like a Death Star to Brighten your Mood. It’s the Coolest Death Star you’ll see, orbiting your Wrist with Black Lava Rock (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker Shish Kebab) Bead Bracelet. The Death Star is Cast in 316L Stainless Steel,…
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Wooden Stake Necklace
My mother always told me “Carry Around Protection!” And it seems, that Advice holds true… When you’re in Vampire Country! For this Creepy Crazy Pendant is a Wooden Stake that’s Dear to my Heart. A Deadly Vampire Stake, carved…
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Yao Ming Meme Ear Plugs
In 2009, this Hand Drawn MEME Image of Yao Ming went VIRAL! It Spread across the Internet like Wild-Fire. And still Does. Just looking at that Face makes me Laugh. And so will everyone else when they see these…
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Pizza Kitten Enamel Brooch
LMAO! This is so CUTE it’s Mouth Watering. A Little Bitty Kitten, sitting on a Pizza… AWESOME! It’s the Pizza Kitten and a MUST-HAVE for your Sweater, Shirt, Hat, Coat or Lapel. Who doesn’t love Kittens or Pizza? Fun,…
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