McDonald's Sausage and Egg McMuffin
Who can Resist McDonald's McMuffins. Whether it be Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Steak, or even just Egg Whites... I LOVE THEM ALL! And I don't know how she did it, but this Ring looks too Good to be True! Like a Mini-McMuffin that you just want to Pop in your Mouth. But really, it's made out of something that's NOT Egg, Cheese, or Sausage... RATS! No, Not made out of Rats... Rats to the Fake Food! TEASE! Fun and Colorful, People will just Drool all over this Crazy Cute Ring. :) Order one TODAY... With a Side of Hashbrowns! :)
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Throw The Dice Saddle Plug
“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…
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Adjustable Steel Nipple Rings
Holy nipples Batman… These look like something out of the movie SAW. Don’t they? Talk about an eye-stopper. It’s nipple rings that circle around, and clamp in the center. Adjustable clamps that squeeze in and hold on tight. WOW!…
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Turntable Watch
The “TableTurns Watch”, or the Turntable, Captures the Art of the DJ by Slapping a Turntable right on your Wrist. This Watch is more than just a Simple Effigy, it Redefines “Keeping it Real,” by being True to Form,…
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Entrance Belly Ring
I really do get a kick out of these Cute little Road Signs! This one has a Clever Down Arrow that reads “Entrance” HA! Can you get any more suggestive than that? (We are talking about the Belly Button…
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Hot Hamburger Ear Plug
“What did the Hamburger say to the other Hamburger in the Bathroom?” “I Musturd!” “What did the Hamburger say to the Pickle?” “You’re Dill-icious!” “Did you hear about the Hamburger who couldn’t stop making Jokes?” “He was on a…
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Wrecking Ball Necklace
“I came in like a Wrecking Ball, I never Hit so Hard in Love, All I Wanted was to Break your Walls, All you ever did was Wreck me…” Are you a WRECK? Well then you NEED this Cool…












