Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Headless C3PO Wire Pendant
Remember in Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones, when C3PO Lost his Head? HA! The Separatist Droid Factory on Geonosis, it got Lopped off… Just like this Cool and Classy Wire Pendant. It’s C3PO, Headless, Created out…
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Star Trek Spinner Ring
Take your Wardrobe to another Level at Warp Speed with this Star Trek Stainless Steel Spinner Ring. It’s Durable, Contains the Starfleet Insignia Outline, Star Trek Words, AND… It Spins around your Finger! It’s Cool Stuff that’s out of…
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Skull Bamboo Wood Watch
Not everything for Halloween needs to be Orange and Black… Sometimes a piece of Wood will do just right… Kind of like a Bat in The Walking Dead. Eh? And like this Cool and Creepy Wrist Watch. A Grinning…
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Fire Extinguisher Cufflinks
Made of Rhodium-Plated-Brass, these Fire Extinguisher Cufflinks will look great with any Suit or any Uniform! Classy Cufflinks that people will Admire and Appreciate!
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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Spiral Belly Ring
My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!











