Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are too Funny! They’re Radioactive, Green and Glistening! Smells like Aunt May to me…
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Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Shark Tooth Fossil Pendant
What a Great looking Necklace! It’s a Shark Tooth, approx. 35-55 Million Years Old… That’s Fossilized and AMAZING! Adorned with a Beautiful Metal, Patinated (Blackened), this Shark Tooth is Wickedly Cool! It comes from the Shark Ischyodus Obliquus, meaning…
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Human Eye Ear Plug
There’s nothing more Distinct and “EYE-CATCHING” then an Ear Plug that looks just like a Human Eye! Very COOL Ear Plug (Screw Fit) that is Aqua Hue and is filled with an Explosion of COLOR! Very, Very Sharp!
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Creature Earrings
“What kind of Fishing is that? Who Eats Rocks?” Remember the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Well, now you can every time you look in the Mirror with these Cute, Dangly Creature Earrings!
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Meme Picture Plugs
LMAO! What Funny Ear Plugs! It’s the Puking Rainbows Meme… which Started from a Blog Article about Visiting Little Tokyo in LA, “…it looks like a Rainbow Threw-Up all over their Snack Section!” Hence the Puking Rainbow Meme Began!…
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Tasmanian Devil Belly Ring
Wow! The Tasmanian Devil, TAZ, has been around since 1954. He’s an Animated Cartoon Character featured in the Warner Bros. “Looney Tunes” and “Merrie Melodies” Series of Cartoons. And as a Kid, I LOVED HIM! Viscous, Fast, and Terrible……
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Hot Cheetos Earrings
Start the New Year off SPICY! Spicy Hot, like Cheetos Hot. And Boy are they Scrumptious Looking. Realistic Cheetos made out of Polymer Clay, that are 1.5″ long and come on either Stud Posts or Dangle Fish Hook Earrings….
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