Garfield Vitruvian Watch
The Vitruvian Man is a Drawing by Leonardo Da Vinci which originally was Pen and Ink on Paper, and Depicts a Man in Two Superimposed Positions with his Arms and Legs Apart and Inscribed in a Circle and Square with Notes Based on the Work of the Architect Vitruvius. In other words: LASAGNA!
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Garfield Cat Vitruvian Wrist Watch
Garfield makes the Perfect Vitruvian Man, because he's always Grabbing for FOOD! Right? This Cute, Colorful and Smiling Orange Cat looks Great on this Watch as Devious as he is. Fun Loving Wrist Watch that will make everyone Smile! Made with a Premium Citizen Quartz Movement, a High Grade Genuine Leather Strap Band, and a 2 Year Warranty, what's not to LOVE? You know what Garfield would say: "Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!" :)
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Smiling Molar Monster Brooch
Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two…
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Owl in a Bobble Hat Cufflinks
“Why?” I say “WHY NOT?” Owl’s are Cute, Charming, filled with Personality and HUGE EYES! Just like these Adorable Cufflinks Featuring Owls with Colorful Yellow and Red Bobble Hats. They’re just the thing your French Cuffs need… A HOOT!…
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Red Rose Ring Box
I like things like this. Different, Fun, Romantic, and hey, it’s a Rose! She won’t expect a Proposal from you when you pull this Beautiful Red Rose Flower from your Jacket and get down on one knee. That is,…
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Porn Star Cufflinks
Ha ha, what a Great Gag Gift… Or is it? And is that a Pun? Only you can decide, for it’s Wonderful Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile and Blush. Cufflinks with a Big Red Star and Black Lettering…
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Steampunk Bracelet
Alchemy Gothic’s “Galvanic Magneto Inducer Cuff-Bracelet”. Described as “the Primary Power-Source behind the GMT System, Providing Tension to the Receiving Transposition Chamber.” In other words: AWESOME!!!
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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