Huge Funky Realistic Potato Chip Earrings
These Rippled Potato Chip Earrings are HUGE and very FUNKY! Made from Life-Sized Plastic Potato Chips, they come attached to Stainless Steel Fish Ear Hooks and are Ready to Dangle from your Lobes and Look very Edible. Now... "Why did the Sea Monster Eat Five Ships that were carrying Potatoes?" "Because no one can Eat just one Potato Ship!" Isn't that the Truth? :)
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Red Rhinestone Spider Necklace
EEEEK!!! There’s a Spider on your Neck… And I LOVE IT! HA! A Creepy Crawly Black Spider that will look Divine on your Sternum… Once it takes a Bite or TWO! Featuring a Black Spider, 8 Legged Beast, with…
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5 O’Clock Watch
I am such a Watch Geek, and Unique, Fun, Crazy Watches are right up my alley… Just like this Simplistic 5 O’Clock Wrist Watch, a Watch with a Beautifully Minimalistic Dial, totally White, with just one number on the…
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Skull Zombie Head Ring
Beautiful… A Zombie Head only a Mother could appreciate. A Handcrafted Zombie Skull Ring, featuring a Zombie Face with Turquoise Teeth… Tribal, Crazy, Bizarre, and Ghoulish… It’s all good Fun when you slap on a Zombie and RUN! Made…
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Eggplant Dangle Drop Earrings
“Oh girl, your lobes are so thicc…” It all started with one emoji, the eggplant, also referred to as the aubergine. Now used in messages, memes, and conversation to represent the male genitalia. Yeah, you can guess which part….
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Lick Me Nipple Ring
Well now that’s a Sign for your Dog, right? A Lovely, and Blinging Pave “LICK ME” Nipple Ring… WOW! So Pretty, so Shiny, so Sexy… A Clicker Ring that Pierces your Nipple and Reads “LICK ME”… Talk about Giving…
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Bunnies Do It Better Ear Plugs
“How is a Rabbit like a Cornstalk?” “They both have Big Ears!” “How are Bunnies like Calculators?” “Because they can Multiply Fast!” HA! Just like a 7-11, you’re IN, you’re OUT! And there’s one thing we know for sure,…












