Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Question Mark Ring
“It’s a-me, Mario!” “Wa-hoo!” “Here we go!” “Luigi!” “So long, eh Bowser?” “Catfish Pizza? This may be a first, but I’m not Hungry!” HA! Everyone LOVES Mario… And this Question Mark is straight out of Mario’s World. “Life is…
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Star Trek Dog Tag Necklace
I LOVE Dog Tags and I LOVE Star Trek, so why not combine them? That’s exactly what this Necklace does. It’s a Star Trek Dog Tag, with a Federation Attachment! It’s Way Cool is what it is! I LOVE…
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3D Skull Moving Jaw Necklace
This is a FUN Pendant just to Play with… It’s a Skull, Full 3D, with a JAW that MOVES! HA! You’ll be taking your Finger and Thumping that Mandible up and down all Day making it Talk Yakety-Yak and…
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Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him…
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Sasquatch Cufflinks
Nothing says “I Love You” like a pair of BigFoot Cuff Links. Especially these that are Handmade with Grape-Ape Love and Care. Just look at the faces… In fact, I can’t stop looking at them! HA!
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Gory Crucified Baby Pendant
Oh Wow! Okay… If this isn’t the most INSANE Pendant I’ve ever seen. It’s a Baby, Crucified on a Cross with it’s Intestines Dangling out. WOW! It almost leaves me Speechless. I want to ask WHY??? But then again,…
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