Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Sterling Silver Human Ear Ring
“WHAT????” Can’t Hear? Maybe you don’t wanna Hear, but with this Ear, maybe you will hear the Laughter… For it’s a Very Tiny Human Ear, crafted out of Solid .925 Sterling Silver, that’s Shaped like an Ear, rather small…
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Paladkik Peen Pendant
LMAO! Now this, is Mr. Happy! Just look at that Smile… In fact, everyone will Smile when they see this Phallic Pendant around your Neck. This Thai Amulet Paladkik Wee-Wee is said to bring Wealth, Riches, Good Luck in…
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Yellowjacket Wasp Ear Plugs
This are WICKED COOL! Creepy, Cringe Worthy Ear Plugs that will make everyone say “SICK!” For they’re Yellow Jacket Wasp Ear Plugs with Real Wasps inside. These Delightful Wasps (found Dead Naturally) are Encased in 18mm, 11/16″, Double Flared…
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Thomas Kinkade Glass Bead Bracelet
WOW! What a Colorful Bracelet! But what else can you Expect from Thomas Kinkade… The Painter of Light! This Bracelet is Stunning and a Work of Art for Sure. Featuring Glass Charm Beads that are so Beautiful, they’ll take…
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Custom Brass Knuckle Multi Finger Ring
GOAT, or whatever you want, can be planted right across your knuckles with this ultra-cool brass knuckle style ring. It’s a custom ring, that’s personalized, HUGE, and a great statement maker. Just choose your own word (or words if…
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Cute Cat Brooch
Remember that time that you gave your Cat Cat-Nip and it went Crazy for Hours? Yeah, this Brooch reminds me of that. Just look at those BIG Eyes, the Red Tongue, the Pose… Something’s NOT Right!
