Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Abominable Snowman Earrings
Abominable? How about ADORABLE! For these Fun Christmas Earrings are Ideal for your Frosty Earlobes. Abominable Snowman Earrings that are the Scary Face of the Abominable Snow-Creature (also known as: Yeti, Yowie, Sasquatch, and Enigma)… Handmade of Plastic with…
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Sugar Skull Belly Button Ring
Stunning! What a Beautiful Belly Button Ring… A Blinging Yellow Skull with Heart Shaped Eye Sockets. Lovely. It’s a Great Looking Sugar Skull that’s Ideal for Halloween, or any Spooky Time. Creepy, Colorful, and Equipped with a Pink Rose…
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Cat Emoji Dangle Belly Button Ring
Meow, Meow, Meow… It’s Three Cats, Smiling and Laughing from a Hole in your Belly… You can’t get much better than that! Fun Colorful Emoji Emoticon Cats, with Funny Faces and Heart Eyes. Dangling from Gold-Tone Chains and Suspended…
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Shark Fin Ring
“Why did the Shark Cross the Great Barrier Reef?” “To get to the other TIDE!” “Whats Green and Gross and lives under the Sea?” “Shark Boogers!” “What do Sharks call Kids?” “Appetizers!” Okay, enough Dumb Shark Jokes, just look…
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The Hour Wrist Watch
I really Dig Unique and Different Watches, and this “The Hour” Wrist Watch really makes you THINK! And that’s Because it has WORDS and VALUES each HOUR that makes up a Unit of Time in which we can “Be”…
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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