Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Pizza To Go Ring
Oh Yes, My One True Love! PIZZA! “I DO” in so many ways… Let me count them: Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Ham, Jalapenos, Pineapple, Mushrooms, Onions, and Bacon! “I DO, I DO, I DO!” And for all the Pizza…
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Voodoo Legba Necklace
Voodoo is practiced Worldwide. The most common Voodoo that we know is the Louisiana Voodoo, also known as New Orleans Voodoo, and the Haitian Vodou, which calls forth Papa Legba who is the Loa (The Mystères and the Invisibles)….
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Firefighter’s Paracord Bracelet
Paracord, or Parachute Cord, is an Extremely Durable Rope that can Help anybody out of a Pinch. And there’s no Better Place to Wear this Lifesaver, than on your Wrist. Paracord Bracelets are Popular, and this one, reading “Firefighters…
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Glow-In-The-Dark BAM Plugs
I LOVE these Ear Stretching Plugs… They have a Comic Book BAM written on the face, and what’s so COOOOOOL about these is the fact that they Glow-In-The-Dark! KICK BUTT!
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Lobster Boys Hand Necklace
American Horror Story Fans… It’s the Lobster Boy’s Hand (as played by Evan Peters in Freak Show) Necklace that’s Creepy, Cool, and very Different! A Birth Defect that leaves him with Claw-Like Hands, Split down the Middle, just like…
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Orange Slice Nipple Rings
“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…
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