Glow in the Dark Ladies First Nipple Barbell Ring
Nothing Wrong with saying Ladies First, after all, it is 2015 and you can do what you want with who you want... But Dangling from a Nipple HAAAA! Plus, not only does this Nipple Ring Say "Ladies First", but it also Glows in the Dark. WOW! It's like a Neon Sign at Night... Made out of 14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Funny Barbell is Sold Individually, so Buy TWO, so you'll be Sure to get FIRST and SECOND of whatever your Preference is. :)
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Chocolate Swiss Roll Cufflinks
Sweet! These Cufflinks are MMM GOOD! Looking like Chocolate Swiss Rolls, Chocolatey Sponge Cake Rolled and Stuffed with Cream Filling… DELISH! But these aren’t your Normal HO-HOs, these Swill Rolls are actually made out of Polymer Clay… You can…
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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Three Eyed Kewpie Brooch
HA HA! I See You And You And You… This Kewpie makes me laugh. A Kewpie is a type of Doll Characterized by a Large Head, Big Eyes, Chubby Cheeks, and a Curl on top of its Head… Just…
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Wooden Dope Boo Pendant
This 36″ Bead Chain Wood Style Necklace is DOPE! Seriously! Your Friends will want to Buy it off your Neck! It’s a BIG Pendant on BIG Beads that will Stand out and get Noticed! Guaranteed!
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God Is Busy Watch
HA! I know a lot of people that could use this Fun Wrist Watch… The Face of the Watch features the Devil (in Hell no doubt), saying “God is Busy, Can I Help You?” LOL Don’t we all know…
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…












