Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill Me… But not as much as these Dead Skeleton Mermaid Earrings. She’s seen Better Days for sure. :)
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Dangly Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
WOW OH WOW! I Just LOVE these Earrings. What a Cool Concept! Mermaid Skeletons that Dangle from your Ears. How Kick Ass is that? Made from Solid Brass and Oxidized, these Creepy Mermaids were inspired by Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. Awesome Earrings that were once Beautiful Mythical Creatures, now they just have Melted away, leaving nothing but a Silhouette behind. Great Earrings that will gain you TONS and TONS of Compliments. :) SWEET!
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Paper Jewelry Project Book
Want something Cool and New to do this Summer? How about Making your Own Jewelry… WITH PAPER! This Ultra-Hip Book is all about Making your Own Paper Jewelry! With 35 Beautiful Step-By-Step Projects, using Four Basic Methods – Papier…
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Buck and Doe Coin Necklace
Cut from a Real Quarter Coin are Two Great Symbols of Love… a Buck and a Doe. Nothing says Love than Slicing Deer Heads in a Coin. Right? Bambi Hunters, wear these Coins Proudly, because no one else can…
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Botched Ecce Homo Necklace
Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…
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Steampunk Bison Pendant
Man, I just LOVE Steampunk Jewelry! And this Bison KICKS ASS! It’s a Bison Head full of Steampunk Gears and Clockwork. The Symmetry, the Beauty, the HORNS… AWESOME! Plus, it looks like an Animal Skull Pocket Watch… It’s Crazy…
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Zombie Arm Ring
“Why did the Zombie go to the Dentist?” “To improve his BITE!” “Where do Zombies Eat Dinner?” “The LIVING Room!” “What’s a Zombies Favorite Desert?” “I-Scream!” Okay.. ENOUGH (NEVER ENOUGH) Zombie Jokes! Now, onto this Creepy Crawling Zombie Ring!…
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