Spank Me Red Heart Nipple Ring
14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, PTFE Barbell, Black Plated, and Sold Individually, this Nipple Ring is Ready to Sing! So let's Delve down and Quote E.L. James in her Famous Book why don't we? (p.s. Delicate People Walk Away) HA! ...“I told you what I’d do. I’m a Man of my Word. I’m going to Spank you, and then I’m going to F*** you very Quick and very Hard.” .... Okay.... Enjoy this Nipple Ring! I WILL! :)
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Lucky Golden Poo Pendant
LOL! Tell everyone that your Sh*t don’t Stink with this On Golden Pile of Poo… HA! Looking like a Golden Unicorn just Dumped a Fresh Loaf, this Gold Plated Poop will make everyone LAUGH! Swirled up like an Ice…
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Frankfurter Sausage Cufflinks
There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……
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Freddy Jason Halloween Brooches
These are Fun… If you haven’t seen the Big Confrontation Movie: Freddy vs. Jason, you should pick it up… It’s a hoot! Two Larger than Life Characters, coming head to head… Just like these Two Beautifully Drawn Brooch Pins….
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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Creepy Crawly Spider Earrings
EGADS! SPIDERS! YUCK! Want to Freak some people out? Purchase these Slick Black Spiders and stick them in your Ears. It’ll make em Scream and Run. For they look so Realistic, so Creepy, so Crawly, you can almost feel…
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Candy Cane Pendant
YUM! I love Peppermint! AND I LOVE CANDY CANES! I put a Whole Box on the Christmas Tree every year and they are GONE! These Too Cute Candy Canes are in a Jar around your Neck! And boy, do…












