Spank Me Red Heart Nipple Ring
14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, PTFE Barbell, Black Plated, and Sold Individually, this Nipple Ring is Ready to Sing! So let's Delve down and Quote E.L. James in her Famous Book why don't we? (p.s. Delicate People Walk Away) HA! ...“I told you what I’d do. I’m a Man of my Word. I’m going to Spank you, and then I’m going to F*** you very Quick and very Hard.” .... Okay.... Enjoy this Nipple Ring! I WILL! :)
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Hand Blown Glass Ring Holders
This Teardrop Glass is Decorative and Functional. It’s Hand Blown, Solid Formed, and it can hold Rings, Watches and Bracelets!
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Teacup Cookies Ear Plugs
These would look so FUNNNYYYY Dangling out of your Ear Hole! HA! It’s Plugs that are Coffee Cups, a Saucer, and a Crunchy Cookie that looks so REAL! I’ve never seen Ear Plugs that look like this! I LOVE…
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Hung Christmas Pendant
HA HA HA! Wellll…. This is one Necklace that he’ll Wear that will Bring a Smile to Everyone’s Face. It’s a Lovely Christmas Stocking that’s Colorful, Festive, and FUNNNNN! With Red Lettering that Appropriately states “HUNG”, this is either…
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Star of Bethlehem Pendant
“I see Him, but not now; I behold Him, but not near; A Star shall come out of Jacob…” It’s the Star of Bethlehem, or Christmas Star, and appears in the Nativity, where “3 Wise Men from the East”…
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Archangel Uriel Sigil Amulet Bracelet
Want some Magical Powers? How about an Amulet Bracelet with Red Jasper and the Sign of the the Archangel Uriel (God is my Light)? The Sigil of the Archangel Uriel is used to Invoke Knowledge of Science, Physics, and…
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Eyeball Cufflinks
A Man went to an Eye Specialist to get his Eyes Tested and asked the Doctor, “Will I be able to Read after Wearing Glasses?” “Yes, of Course,” said the Doctor, “No Problems at all!” “Oh! How Nice,” Replied…