Spank Me Red Heart Nipple Ring
14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, PTFE Barbell, Black Plated, and Sold Individually, this Nipple Ring is Ready to Sing! So let's Delve down and Quote E.L. James in her Famous Book why don't we? (p.s. Delicate People Walk Away) HA! ...“I told you what I’d do. I’m a Man of my Word. I’m going to Spank you, and then I’m going to F*** you very Quick and very Hard.” .... Okay.... Enjoy this Nipple Ring! I WILL! :)
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Bite Me Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR BELLY! This Cool Belly Ring has Dangling Bloody FANGS that read “Bite Me” across the Upper Teeth! Creepy and Awesome at the same time! CHOMP!
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Pee Wee Herman Earrings
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: Francis: “Shut up, Pee-wee!” Pee-wee: “Why don’t you make me!” F: “You make me!” P: “Because. I don’t make Monkeys, I just Train ’em.” F: “Pee-wee Listen to Reason.” [Pee-Wee Cuffs his Hand around his…
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Five is Beer O’clock
Thirsty? It may be 5:00 somewhere, but this true beer lover’s watch makes it 5:00 all the time!
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Enamel Pumpkin Halloween Pin
Festive, Fun, and Perfect for the Entire Halloween and Fall Season… It’s a Lapel Pin, or Brooch, that’s a Bright Orange Enamel Pumpkin, and some Blingy Green Crystal Leaves. Right from the Pumpkin Patch, to your Hat, Coat, Sweater,…
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Pizza Slice Charm Bracelet
Everybody else has Pandora Charms, Cute Kid’s Birthstones, Dogs, Family Beads… And YOU, all you want is PIZZA! Join the Club! Which is why this Pizza Slice Bracelet is Perfect… Pepperoni and all. For it’s a Charm Link Bracelet…
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…












